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A Woman and A Bartender

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Post time 27-8-2016 12:29 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the Bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the Manager?", she asked, softly stroking his FACE with both hands. "Actually, no", he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him", she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his  hair. "I'm afraid I can't", breathed the Bartender. "Is  there anything I can do?".

"Yes, I need you to give him a message", she continued, running her  forefinger across the Bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers INTO his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What  should I tell him?", the Bartender managed to say.

"Tell him", she whispered, "there's NO TOILET PAPER, HAND SOAP, OR PAPER TOWELS in the Ladies Washroom."



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Post time 27-8-2016 03:07 AM | Show all posts
Euwww hahah geli siot.
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 Author| Post time 27-8-2016 05:45 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
MekArchana replied at 27-8-2016 03:07 AM
Euwww hahah geli siot.

Hahahahaaaaa! Memang geli! Masa aku post ni pun rasa nak muntah berirama! Nasib baik copy and paste je      
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Post time 27-8-2016 07:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Arrrgghhhhhhhh
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Post time 27-8-2016 08:16 PM | Show all posts
eiiiyerrrrrrrrrrrr................

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Post time 28-8-2016 05:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Yerrrrrrrrkk...sian bartender tuh
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Post time 28-8-2016 07:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nasib ler bartender tu
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Post time 28-8-2016 09:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 28-8-2016 09:56 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mat salleh tak reti guna air
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Post time 28-8-2016 11:51 AM | Show all posts
kesiannyaa...
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Post time 28-8-2016 11:41 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Gelinye. Nak muntah aku.
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Post time 29-8-2016 12:10 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Najis dah berpindah milik pada bartender
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Post time 29-8-2016 12:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Yucks


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Post time 29-8-2016 05:04 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 29-8-2016 06:42 PM | Show all posts
ewwww..... nasib uolss la bartender oiii
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