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Post time 30-8-2016 01:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
SUATU HARI ABU KELUAR KE KEDAI UNTUK MEMBELI KREDIT CELCOM RM10.....

ABU: Tauke! Itu kledit selecom RM 10 ligit ada ka?

TAUKE: Ada....Nahh....
( Abu pun memberi RM10 nya....)

TAUKE: Incik..Tambah itu 60 sen ...

ABU: hah! Apsal tambah 60 sen pulak??

TAUKE: ayoo..incik itu G.S.T maa....

ABU: GST?? Apa tu G.S.T???

TAUKE: Goverment Suruh Tambah maa...

ABU: Kalau tak tambah??

TAUKE: Government Suruh Tampar maa..

ABU: Kalau saya elak???

TAUKE: Government Suruh Tendang maa..

ABU: Kalau saya lari???

TAUKE: Government Suruh Tangkap maa..

ABU: Kalau saya lari telampau laju???

TAUKE: Government Suruh Tembak maa...

ABU: Kalau saya Mati??

TAUKE: Government Suruh Tanam maa...

ABU: Nanti siapa jaga saya punya anak Bini??

TAUKE: Government Semua Tanggung maa..

ABU: Pakai apa tanggung??

TAUKE: BR1M lorr....


*Selamat Membayar GST

Lawak terbaik "Gelak Sampai Tua" = GST

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Post time 30-8-2016 01:52 PM | Show all posts
tahun ni gst diserap
tahun depan belum tentu lagi hehehehehe ramai yg lupa kot
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Post time 30-8-2016 02:08 PM | Show all posts
banyak makna gst ni upanya
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Post time 30-8-2016 02:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Amboi apek pun
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terbaek. klako   
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Post time 30-8-2016 07:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hihihigelak sampai tua
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Post time 30-8-2016 07:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahahahaha
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Post time 30-8-2016 09:14 PM | Show all posts
rajin apek ni sexplain ...

semata2 nak 60 sen tu

haha
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Post time 31-8-2016 07:17 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
gov skrip template kaa
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Post time 1-9-2016 10:44 AM | Show all posts
br hr ni taw GST ada banyak makna
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Post time 1-9-2016 11:23 AM | Show all posts
gua sudah toing.....
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Post time 2-9-2016 08:13 PM | Show all posts
Hey bro! Hi kawan2!!


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Hari2 miskin, bila la nak kaya!!!
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Post time 4-9-2016 04:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
GST la sangat
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