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Post time 30-9-2016 03:14 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Satu petang yang hening, aku duduk berehat2 di depan rumah sambil menghisap rokok kretek.. sementara itu anakku yang berusia 3 tahun sedang bermain2 di ruangan tengah...aku lihat dia tersenyum sorang2..ape lah yang dia pikirkan agaknyer... isteriku Milah? ade kat dapur nun..memasak. bahagiakan familiku ini...

Milah mmg cukup rajin memasak, anakku pulak petah berkata2 menghiburkan kami sefamili..alahai...aku senyum sorang2 gak bangga memiliki famili ni....


Tgh aku dok senyum2 tetibe anak aku dtg...

"abah..mak nak cerai..."

Aku tersentap..mata ku otomatik bepinar..rokok tetap maintain kat mulut..


Tetibe je dia nak minta cerai??? Aku ni bkn insan yang lemah, cukup nafkah zahir batin kat bini aku tuh.

Rumah ni pun aku beli pakai nama dia...(aku beli je...dia yang bayar..hehehe) pas tu keta kt depan umah tu mmg aku dah habis bayar pun khas utuk dia (kancil 660 thn 1999)hape lagi yang kurang..dengan panas kepala ni aku terjah dia kat dapur..

Aku : 'MILAH, APE KURANG KE KASIH SYG ABE KT AWOK?, APE ABG NI TAK HENSEM LAGI KE SAMPAI AWAK NAK MITA TUUUUI!!! TERGAMAK AWAK WAT ABG MACAM NIE.....!!!!'

Milah : Ape nie bang....susah sgt ke nak bagi?

Aku : MILAH! AWAK JGN UJI SAYA!

Milah : Iye lah..kalau berani buat lah...

Aku : MILAH......AWAK MELAMPAU!


Kaki aku dah mengeletar,peluh menitik2,idung aku kembang kempis,kat telinge aku dah terdengar2 lagu Anang..jari jemari dah sejuk...sanggup kah aku ucapkan perkataan itu....

Milah : Iye..buat lah bang OIIIII...saya nak masak gulai ni gi lah ambik serai tu cepat..anak kite tak cakap kat awak ke?...

HAH SERAI??????? Betuah punyer anak...pelat....

Ceyai Vs cerai... Hati2 dgn bahasa anak anda... Kang lain jadi nya

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anak.. oo anak...

kalu anak cakap

nak ceyai tige jenoh
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