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jiran mengadu taktahan dgn mertua

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Post on 3-5-2011 10:25 PM |All posts

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baru2 nih i dok sembang ngan jiran sebelah umah i. mcm biasa, bila bini dia gi kursus... time2 boring dia bertandang arr kat umah i sembang2. satu hari tu dia pon bertanya sama ada i penah nengot iklan silky girl tak?



then, dia pon tanya i... apa pendapat i kalo berada alami situasi bofren dlm iklan tu?

masalah yg berlaku kat jiran i nih bleh tahan berat jugak. dia ada masalah berdepan mak mertua dia yg jenis fizikal awet muda ala2 mcm iklan silky girl tuh. mak mertua dia tu sorang janda, dok umah sorang sbb 2 lagikk anaknya masih bajar sekolah asrama... tapi body mantop, tiap2 minggu jogging. sekali sekali dok panjat gunung, berbeskal dan mcm2 ektibiti.
jiran i tu plak bleh dikira menantu harapan. tiap2 kali balik umah mertua, mcm2 disuruhnya... nebas semak samon, kupas n parut kelapa, ngecat umah... dan macam2 lagi.

tugas paling mencabar pada jiran i tu ialah bila mertua dia mintak tolong urut. kata mertuanya "eleh... bukan org lain, kita kan da jadik kelorga gitew... mak da anggap u mcm anak mak jugak".


menurut keluhan perasaan jiran i tu... dah la dia berdebaw2 nengot mak mertua dia yg bergetah gitew, disuruhnya plak urut belakang... selambe batak je si mak mentua tu tanggalkan tali bra. kalo disuruhnya urut kaki plak, dgn selambe mak mertua tu singkap kain sbb mintak urut sampai peha suma.

dia mintak pandangan i "apa yg patut dia buat???", i mana la taw sbb i tak alami poblem gitu. katanya lagikk, dia tak berani nak tegur takot dianggap sengaja cari alasan ngelak tugas atau lebih terok lagikkk takot dianggap "menantu biadap nak mengajar mertua" ... so, sapa2 ada pandangan atau pendapat tentang masalah jiran i nih mohon kongsi bersama.

......atau, patut ke i jek yg patot pindah umah supaya dpt elak dari dok menyelesaikan masalah dia???


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Post on 3-5-2011 10:36 PM |All posts
time proses mengurut tu wife dia tade ke
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Post on 3-5-2011 10:38 PM |All posts
alangkah indahnya dunia..........
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Post on 3-5-2011 10:39 PM |All posts
gelak terkekek aku baca masalah problem nih.. siap ada gambar sekadar hiasan tuh. giler bahye nasib jiran uols ni. mak mertua dia ni xsure mmg inesen atau saje nak goda. kira iman jiran uols ni masih utuh la. kalo orang lemah iman, mintak urut2 camtu, da urut benda lain skali.

mgkn kena suh wife dia pon tolong urut skali kot. xpon kasi alasan memacam utk elakkan digoda camtu lagi. harap2 jiran uols tu, xserahkan tugas mencabar tu kat uols yg sememangnya lemah iman.
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Post on 3-5-2011 10:45 PM |All posts
prob jiran ke prob bangcak nih
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Post on 3-5-2011 10:45 PM |All posts
Ini kisah betoi ka...atau kisah khayalan JIRAN tt..
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Post on 3-5-2011 10:48 PM |All posts
harap kengkawan jgn salah paham ngan gambo2 hiasan...
tiada kaitan dgn kisah dari segi posing maupon teknik2 hokehhh!!!
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Post on 3-5-2011 10:57 PM |All posts
bagusla thread nie....siap ade gambar dan video...mata aku tertumpu gambar kat tepi tue..ingt ape...

aku jawab kedian sebab tgh berfikir lg..
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Post on 3-5-2011 11:08 PM |All posts
ai rasa ni prob bangcak sndiri
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Post on 4-5-2011 09:16 AM |All posts
isk rasa cam mak mertua dia syok kt menantu lak
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Post on 4-5-2011 09:32 AM |All posts
braper umor mertua die.....
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:07 AM |All posts
mak mentua dia gersang ke.... huhuhuhu motif jaga badan bagai.... harap iman jiran tt tetap kuat huhuhuhu.... errr gambar hiasan tu tak boleh blah betul....
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:10 AM |All posts
Reply 9# cik.panda


    khen...tpi malu2 gituww...   (hampun yer bangcak )
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:12 AM |All posts
put rase kan....mak mertua jiran bangcak nie pn syok ke dia kot dia pn syok kat mertua die
put nak bagi cadangn....ape kta bancak suh jiran 2 carikn jodoh tuk mak mertua dia.......dpt le jugak teman.....dia pn dpt pahala....
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:14 AM |All posts
mak mertua tu ada hati gak ke dgn menantu dia
Lu duduk diam2 la bai.
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:16 AM |All posts
Post Last Edit by ParinAmat at 5-5-2011 10:30

hahahha lawak cam *** je thread ni...............................................

tapi pendapat ako mengatakan die tak payah lah buat kalau mendatangkan kemudaratan- etc- takleh nak kawal napsu.
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:36 AM |All posts
ape kate bangcak yang offer tolong urut pulak..jadi tiadalah masalah bagi jiran bangcak tu
im not ignoring you, i just dont give a shit
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:37 AM |All posts
Bahaya sedang menanti, jangan didekati
Perlu dihindari, jangan dicari
Jika rasa lemah di hati
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Post on 4-5-2011 10:57 AM |All posts
prob jiran ke prob bangcak nih
KumbangPolkaDot Post at 3-5-2011 22:45  
ai rasa ni prob bangcak sndiri
cik.panda Post at 3-5-2011 23:08
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khen...tpi malu2 gituww...   (hampun yer bangcak )
puteri_impian Post at 4-5-2011 10:10

moteppp!!! suma dok speku poblem jiran nih poblem i
i kongsi jek hokehhh!!! sian kat jiran i yg dlm dilemma tuh
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Post on 4-5-2011 11:20 AM |All posts
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    iols jek kate tu probelm jirang bangcak khann......
im not ignoring you, i just dont give a shit
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Post on 4-5-2011 11:50 AM |All posts
Bahaya sedang menanti, jangan didekati
Perlu dihindari, jangan dicari
Jika rasa lemah di hati
mdmyana Post at 4-5-2011 10:37

i yakin jiran tu berusaha menghindari
tapi risau "menantu derhara" nama diberi

mak mertua tu ada hati gak ke dgn menantu dia
ruffleen Post at 4-5-2011 10:14

i tak rasa gitu sbb dia kata mak mertua da anggap dia mcm anak sendiri
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Post on 4-5-2011 11:58 AM |All posts
ckp dgn jiran tuh
lenkali kalo mertua panggil betul2kan rumah
buat hujung minggu shaja..
bw sekali anak isteri
kalu kena masa weekdays..bw isteri juga
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Post on 4-5-2011 01:33 PM |All posts
emm time sesi urut mengurut 2 si bini jiran tt nih ada sekali x
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Post on 4-5-2011 02:54 PM |All posts
emm time sesi urut mengurut 2 si bini jiran tt nih ada sekali x
zaiha Post at 4-5-2011 13:33

ntah la??? ada la kot?
takkan dia ngajak urut dlm bilik berdua2an plak
itu "body to body" massage namanyerrrr
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Post on 4-5-2011 03:01 PM |All posts
Reply 24# bangcak


    mothep sangat bangcak iognore posting iols! silent treatment to uols
im not ignoring you, i just dont give a shit
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