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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Paling Cepat Ko Worang Boleh Bersiap...

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Post time 24-4-2014 03:25 AM | Show all posts |Read mode


Katakanlah ko worang diajak kuar rumah dengan 'kadar segera'... Tak kesah lar pergi shoppping ke... Pergi men bowling ke... Pergi makang burger ke... Bla bla bla... Berapa lamakah tempoh ko worang perlukang untok bersiap tu...?


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Post time 24-4-2014 08:35 AM | Show all posts
kalau setakat nak kuar g isi minyak kete ke, nak g beli makanan ke, nak g kedai ke 5 minit pon boleh
kalau nak kuar lama sikit tu 15 - 30 minit kot


*pacit, aku first..nak tacang
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Post time 24-4-2014 09:12 AM | Show all posts
bersiap selalunye akan pakai contact lense..

mandi + contact lense + mekap = 30 minit.
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Post time 24-4-2014 11:14 AM | Show all posts
paling sekejap pon 30min tanpa makeup...
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Post time 24-4-2014 12:29 PM | Show all posts
kalo setakat keluar dekat2 ngan umah 5 minit je bersiap.
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Post time 24-4-2014 06:46 PM | Show all posts
kalo setakat nak beli barang kat kawasan umah dlm 5min kot..sbb sarung tudung jer..
kalo nak kuar jauh plak dlm 1jam setengah kot..1/2jam utk gosok baju dan tudung, 1/2jam utk mandi, dan 1/2jam lg utk bersiap..huhuu
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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 01:34 AM | Show all posts

Ceh!

KumbangPolkaDot posted on 24-4-2014 08:35 AM
kalau setakat nak kuar g isi minyak kete ke, nak g beli makanan ke, nak g kedai ke 5 minit pon boleh ...



Laju jer ko ripelai yer...? Dasar mata kreditang sunggoh mu ni... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 01:34 AM | Show all posts

Wah...

lil_honey posted on 24-4-2014 09:12 AM
bersiap selalunye akan pakai contact lense..

mandi + contact lense + mekap = 30 minit.



Kira dah agak pantas dah tu...


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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 01:35 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

budak_gemuk91 posted on 24-4-2014 11:14 AM
paling sekejap pon 30min tanpa makeup...



Kalau tambah mekap jadi berapa jam...?


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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 01:36 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

qirinlind posted on 24-4-2014 12:29 PM
kalo setakat keluar dekat2 ngan umah 5 minit je bersiap.



Ni mesti pakai dan betolkang kaing tudong jer ni...


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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 01:38 AM | Show all posts

Huh!

purpledesire posted on 24-4-2014 06:46 PM
kalo setakat nak beli barang kat kawasan umah dlm 5min kot..sbb sarung tudung jer..
kalo nak kuar j ...



Aku rasa cakap jer sejam setengah ni tapi paleng cepat pong mesti dalam dua jam kot ni...


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Post time 25-4-2014 08:30 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 01:34 AM
Laju jer ko ripelai yer...? Dasar mata kreditang sunggoh mu ni... Hah! Hah! Hah!

eww, motip ko mengata aku tapi tak bagi kedit pon..hulur la seketul dua
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Post time 25-4-2014 08:41 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 01:34 AM
Kira dah agak pantas dah tu...

kihkih...memang agak pantas sebab kuar pun simple2 je...
takde nak fashionista sgt..
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Post time 25-4-2014 09:26 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 01:35 AM
Kalau tambah mekap jadi berapa jam...?

aku tak makeup.....takat pakai bedak je...kdg2 just pakai bedak carrie junior je...
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Post time 25-4-2014 10:56 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 01:38 AM
Aku rasa cakap jer sejam setengah ni tapi paleng cepat pong mesti dalam dua jam kot ni...


...

hahaa..mane tau nie..jd sesapa yg nak kuar dgn sy tu kene la bersabar yer..tuan puteri kalo nak bersiap mmg lama..huhuu
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Post time 25-4-2014 01:42 PM | Show all posts
paling cepat 2 min, tukar baju jalan, comot pun xpe

tp klu pagi nak mandi2 sental2 kena paling kurang sejam setgh la, mandi dh nak sejam
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Post time 25-4-2014 01:49 PM | Show all posts
dahliateck posted on 25-4-2014 01:42 PM
paling cepat 2 min, tukar baju jalan, comot pun xpe

tp klu pagi nak mandi2 sental2 kena paling ...

luruh sume daki
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Post time 25-4-2014 01:55 PM | Show all posts
lil_honey posted on 25-4-2014 01:49 PM
luruh sume daki

dr ujung rambut sampai ujung kaki sental skrub uols, kekdg terlajak sejam

kuar wangi dan mulus sgt, gitu
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Post time 25-4-2014 01:56 PM | Show all posts
dahliateck posted on 25-4-2014 01:55 PM
dr ujung rambut sampai ujung kaki sental skrub uols, kekdg terlajak sejam

kuar wangi dan mul ...

tak penat ke uols
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Post time 25-4-2014 01:59 PM | Show all posts
lil_honey posted on 25-4-2014 01:56 PM
tak penat ke uols

ishhh mana de penat syokk oo, mandi ni cam terapi bg iols, suka manjakan diri gosok sana sini
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