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Jumpa rimau kat hutan

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Post time 30-10-2014 06:01 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Hari tu yong kena suroh bini yong cari kayu api kat hutan. Bukan main jauh tempatnya, letih kaki berjalan. Tebang sana tebang sini, tak sado hari dah petang, yong pun tesando kat pokok getah, bekal habis perut pun lapo. Sambil tesando, terkeluo ucapan dari mulut yong "kalau dah lapo mcm ni..rimaupun habis aku makan"

Tiba-tiba dari celah-celah semak tedengo bunyi mcm ni "HAAUUMMM"..Yong pun terkejut, "Ai..dengo pulak dia rupanya?? masuk hati bebeno tu....Yong pun tak lengahlah, lintang-pukang balik rumah.

Sampai umah bini yong tanyalah"mana kayu apinya bang?"jawab yong.. "alamak..tertinggal kat utan" lansung bini yong ngamuk" memang laki tak dapat diharap..malam ni tak usah makan,tak boleh tidou berdua,tidou sana kat luo...dengan nyamook"

nasib...nasib...coobaaan..
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Post time 30-10-2014 06:41 PM | Show all posts
aku syak yong ni org Muo la..
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Post time 30-10-2014 06:56 PM | Show all posts
Rimau baru bunyi Yong dah lari....kata nak makan rimau??
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Post time 30-10-2014 07:21 PM | Show all posts
Err..aku xdapat gelak ni.
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Post time 30-10-2014 07:33 PM | Show all posts
yong ohh yong...
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Post time 30-10-2014 07:47 PM | Show all posts
Cakap besar rupanyer yong ni,,,hati kecik je,,,nape tak tunggu
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Post time 30-10-2014 08:37 PM | Show all posts
kat mana yang lawak? maaflah
aku blur sikit
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 Author| Post time 30-10-2014 10:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
makneng posted on 30-10-2014 10:41 AM
aku syak yong ni org Muo la..

org muo,johor? bukan la makneng...

yong dolah ni org seberang...sebrang muar....

org bengkalis(Riau,indon-nesia)
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Post time 31-10-2014 10:53 AM | Show all posts
kesian ko yong
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Post time 31-10-2014 11:27 AM | Show all posts
klau dah perut lapor....tido sebelah pun takde maknanya....biorler ko tido luar jer yong......
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Post time 31-10-2014 11:56 AM | Show all posts
tak lawak ponn
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 Author| Post time 31-10-2014 06:13 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 30-10-2014 10:56 AM
Rimau baru bunyi Yong dah lari....kata nak makan rimau??

mungkin dia tersalah ckp...

dia nak makan limau
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 Author| Post time 31-10-2014 06:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
nourahfey posted on 30-10-2014 11:47 AM
Cakap besar rupanyer yong ni,,,hati kecik je,,,nape tak tunggu

yong belum belajo lagi silat harimau...

pendekar mustar x sempat ajar
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 Author| Post time 31-10-2014 06:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
uhuStic posted on 30-10-2014 12:37 PM
kat mana yang lawak? maaflah
aku blur sikit

ini bkn kisah lawak semata...
lebih kpd kisah pengembaraan bersiri yong dolah
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 Author| Post time 31-10-2014 06:28 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
tinkiwinki posted on 31-10-2014 03:56 AM
tak lawak ponn

tq ......
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Post time 1-11-2014 10:14 AM | Show all posts
Kerêta_Angin posted on 31-10-2014 06:13 PM
mungkin dia tersalah ckp...

dia nak makan limau

oooo yong pelat ya..... dia nak makan limau rupanya..

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 Author| Post time 3-11-2014 01:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 1-11-2014 02:14 AM
oooo yong pelat ya..... dia nak makan limau rupanya..

hahaha.. tetibe jd pelat lak
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Post time 3-11-2014 01:15 PM | Show all posts
Kerêta_Angin posted on 3-11-2014 01:09 PM
hahaha.. tetibe jd pelat lak

Yong pelat semula jadi kot....

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Post time 3-11-2014 04:13 PM | Show all posts
bnyk plak thread yg sedeh kt bod lawak ni
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Post time 3-11-2014 05:03 PM | Show all posts
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