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pak mat dan keretanya

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Post time 6-11-2014 10:27 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
cerita ringkas

suatu hari pak mat ke satu kedai kereta untuk membeli kereta perodua myvi,
selepas lama membuat research, maka belilah sebuah kereta myvi 1.5 auto.
sampai je di rumah pak mat bengang tentang kereta yang di belinya, siang boleh bawak, malam tak boleh bawak pulak,
maka keesokannya pak mat pergi semula ke kedai tersebut dengan perasaan
tak puas hati, sampai berair mata sebab marah.  pak mat pun panggil salesman tersebut.

pak mat : woii salesman, kereta apa kau jual kat aku ni, kereta macam ni pun ada ke?
              siang je boleh bawak, malam tak boleh plak....
salesman : sabar pak cik, apa problem cerita ni, cer cita elok2 kat saya.
pak mat : macam mana nak sabar bos, tengah hangin ni, orang nak pegi honeymoon kali ke 30 ni,
salesman : okay2, cuba bagitahu kat saya problemnya.
pak mat : macam ni, waktu petang kereta saya boleh jalan sebab letak D (DAY) dan waktu malam pulak
             saya letak N (NIGHT) kereta ni tak nak jalan, tu saya marah sangat ni..
salesman : nak kena lepuk jugak orang tua ni..huhuhuhu (sambil lari masuk bilik, nangis dengan lawak pak cik)


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Post time 6-11-2014 10:35 AM | Show all posts
salesman tu nangis sbb tak boleh terima kesengalan pokcik tu
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Post time 6-11-2014 10:44 AM | Show all posts
hadoiiiii berat nanang mu pokcik
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Post time 6-11-2014 10:53 AM | Show all posts
haha..lawaklah
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 Author| Post time 6-11-2014 11:05 AM | Show all posts
sengal betul pak cik tu, kalau saya jadi salesman tu, terus berenti keja..haha
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Post time 6-11-2014 11:24 AM | Show all posts
Macamana pak mat nih boleh dapat lesen? ker lesen beli?
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Post time 6-11-2014 11:35 AM | Show all posts
Kalau P apa plak?
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 Author| Post time 6-11-2014 11:50 AM | Show all posts
lesen terbangla tu..
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 Author| Post time 6-11-2014 11:52 AM | Show all posts
mattzzx posted on 6-11-2014 11:35 AM
Kalau P apa plak?

P, mungkin dia ingat permanent kot, sebab gear tu memang tetap je kat situ.. sebab tu tak complain..

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Post time 6-11-2014 12:44 PM | Show all posts
sapo y ajo pokcik tu gear night-day bagai ni??
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Post time 6-11-2014 02:05 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 6-11-2014 02:28 PM | Show all posts
pakcik...pakcik....
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Post time 6-11-2014 03:29 PM | Show all posts
pakcik
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Post time 6-11-2014 03:45 PM | Show all posts
delcol87 posted on 6-11-2014 11:52 AM
P, mungkin dia ingat permanent kot, sebab gear tu memang tetap je kat situ.. sebab tu tak  ...

Mungkin juga...

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 Author| Post time 10-11-2014 12:32 PM | Show all posts
TQ mod..hehe
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Post time 10-11-2014 04:13 PM | Show all posts
hahaha...

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Post time 10-11-2014 05:59 PM | Show all posts
Camne la pakcik ni dapat lesen.. Hahaha
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Post time 11-11-2014 03:47 PM | Show all posts
hahahahaha lawak
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Post time 17-12-2014 04:27 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha...mengong pakcik tu
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