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Post time 7-6-2011 10:49 AM | Show all posts
rais chapruth kata itu separuh belut separuh ular!!!
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Post time 7-6-2011 10:53 AM | Show all posts
Y MC? :@

why missed call ropanya

babi betul la
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Post time 7-6-2011 10:56 AM | Show all posts
kalau loghatkelate yg dishortform lg la susah nak paham
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Post time 7-6-2011 10:58 AM | Show all posts
Reply 22# TanSriJess

mu ingak gapo dio tuh?
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Post time 7-6-2011 10:59 AM | Show all posts
aku pernah baca sms adik aku..
haram tak paham...
budak2 zaman sekarang...
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:00 AM | Show all posts
mmg x tau ckp pe..
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:06 AM | Show all posts
k <================= ni je kadang2 reply yg aku dapat dan aku pun makin suka guna 'k' jer, cepat dan tak banyak kerenah
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:09 AM | Show all posts
paling tak suka bahasa budak2 tak matang :

Aku=aq
ke=kew
kita=kitew

macam nak penampar je
mjfh Post at 7-6-2011 10:36



   hahahahha mmg annoying ... tu dah bukan shortform

manusia = maknosiewww
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:10 AM | Show all posts
Reply 27# sitihawa


    ... reply mcm ni yg terbaik, ringkas dan tepat
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:14 AM | Show all posts
Aku ngajar anak buah aku pasal karangan ... yarabbi ... rasa nak lempang, tapi aku pukul jari ngan pembaris.
Secara jujur, sapa yang ada nak sekolah rendah yang dah mula tulis karangan ... tengok-tengok lah tahap penulisan anak anda. Nahu bahasa dah ke lain jadi nya ... aku rasa 'literature' Bahasa melayu akan mati satu hari nanti.
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:16 AM | Show all posts
Masa memula pakai "sms" aku hampir bertekak ngan kawan aku pasal pengunaan perkataan "x" dlm sms dia.. Sbb masa tu aku masih "blur" dengan ringkasan sms nie... Bila dia terangkan yang "x" tu bermaksud "tak" baru lah aku faham...
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:20 AM | Show all posts
teringat lak ketika aku mengajar anak buah aku membaca buku bergambar.

gambar kumbang


aku suruh dia eja. dia eja betul dahh. k u m = kum. b a n g = bang.
tapi dia terdiam lamaaaaaaaaaaa sangat. aku kata haaaaaaaaaa, betul lah. jadi sebut apa?
tiba2 dia sebut. kaboooo....
wakakakakak.... rasa nak sekeh2 jer paler dia.
kaboooo = panggilan bagi kumbang di pantai timur /tganu. mana ada org tganu sebut kumbang, kehkehkeh...

ps:
off topik ke?
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:25 AM | Show all posts
laki haku pernah marah haku, aku hantar sms kat dia soh singgah bei laksa kat gerai depan c2.....c2=situ...dia melialau cari gerai no c2....
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:28 AM | Show all posts
sy=salih yaakob?
noor2 Post at 7-6-2011 10:43



    nih kat gossip belambak!!~ kalu baca gossip lelama..addoii..smpi naik pitam dok ABC smpi Z..

kalu thread kenamaan lgk super duper hazab... sama jeh pangai...
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:29 AM | Show all posts
kalu basa nyah uols??

uols..iols..deyols.. segalanyer ols..ols..
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:33 AM | Show all posts
Reply  TanSriJess

mu ingak gapo dio tuh?
mimi77 Post at 7-6-2011 10:58 AM



    kenapa MC ?

(time tu terpikir...bila masa plak aku amik MC)
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:34 AM | Show all posts
nih kat gossip belambak!!~ kalu baca gossip lelama..addoii..smpi naik pitam dok ABC smpi Z ...
skymania Post at 7-6-2011 11:28



    ...memang kelakar bila baca ayat2 singkatan ni...jenuh nak mikir apa yang dimaksudkan..
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:41 AM | Show all posts
sesetengah singkatan boleh diterima
brb - be right back
paw - parents are watching


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Post time 7-6-2011 11:45 AM | Show all posts
esok = 2moro
Y = why
r u ok ? = are you ok?
b4 = before


... pada aku boleh diterima laaa dlm sms
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Post time 7-6-2011 11:46 AM | Show all posts
Kalau pakai short form tapi masih BM, ok lagi. Ada yg campur rojak dgn English sesuka hati dia jer.  ...
Muntz Post at 7-6-2011 09:50



    aku nyampah baca org yang guna BM-english ni...meluat sangat.tak boleh ke pilih 1 je bahasa?
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