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A 50 year old lady gets botox

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Post time 20-9-2020 11:18 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
A 50 something year old wakes up one morning and decides she doesn't like the way she looks so she gets botox.

While out grocery shopping she asks the cashier how old he thinks she is.

"oh i dont know.. Late 20s?"

"Brilliant" she says, "im actually 50! "

Later on while clothes shopping she asks another cashier the same questions and recieves a similar answer and walks away pleased as punch.

Standing at the bus stop she decides to ask one last man.

The man says "i have a sure fire way to get an exact age! But it requires me to fondle your breasts."

The woman scoffs at first but then is curious to know if he really can so she agrees.

After some feeling around he proclaims "ive got it, your 50!"

"How on earth did you guess that?!"

"Easy, i was stood behind you at the Grocery store!"

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