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teka teki senang jer...

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Post time 21-2-2010 01:30 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
rasanye mcm senang je.. mgkn ramai yg tau jawab ni. cubalah...

1. ada sorg pesalah yg akan dijatuhkan hukuman mati. dia diberi 3 pilihan cara utk mati, iaitu dia kena pilih antara 3 bilik hukuman..
   
    bilik a - dalamnye terdapat seorang pemancung kepala yang sgt handal
    bilik b - dalamnya terdapat api yang sedang marak gila2
    bilik c - dalamnye terdapat sekor singa yang dah 3 bulan x makan
antara ketiga2 bilik tu, rasanye mana yang dia akan pilih...?

2. apakah bendanye yang walau sekecik mana pun saiz dia, kita tetap pggil dia besar?

3. apakah bendanya, masa kita beli dia berwarna itam, masa kita guna dia kaler merah dan bila kita dah xnak, kita buang, dia kaler putih?
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Post time 21-2-2010 03:54 PM | Show all posts
No 3 tu arang kan ...
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Post time 21-2-2010 03:55 PM | Show all posts
no 2 guru besar kot

no 1 tu maybe bilik C kot ... singa 3 bulan x makan cam x larat nak bangun je
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Post time 22-2-2010 02:04 PM | Show all posts
soalan 1. blik c sebab singe tuh dh mati :
soalan2.guru besor kot  
soalan 3.kayu arang sebab msa kita beli itam bila kita akar jadi merah dah jadi abu putih :pompom: :pompom:
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Post time 22-2-2010 04:58 PM | Show all posts
no 1 dia pilih bilik singa tu... sbb singa tu dah 3 bln tak mkn sbb sakit gigi. klau dia masuk pon... no hal.. singa tak mkn gakla.. slmt..

no 2 tu... guru besar bole... huruf besar pon bole

no 3 tu.. yupp.. arang
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Post time 23-2-2010 12:32 PM | Show all posts
no 1 -  bilik A... ngorat si pemancung tu jd boyfren.. takkan dia sanggup nak bunoh awek dia kot..

no 2 - guru beso... apak aku guru beso...
          tak pun bawang beso

no 3 - yg tu arang lee.... atau lebih scientific activated carbon..
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 Author| Post time 26-2-2010 03:00 PM | Show all posts
tahniah!!!

ramai yg jwb tol... kan dah ckp senang jerr...

1...  bilik c

2...  bwg besar (bravo jentiq)

3...  yupp... arang tepat skali!!!
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Post time 2-3-2010 11:18 PM | Show all posts
bagi lah hok susoh sket kaychek... biar terlopong mulut nak jawab..hmy3:
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Post time 4-3-2010 04:25 PM | Show all posts
teka-teki  seterusnya tak da?......
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Post time 7-3-2010 04:35 PM | Show all posts
mangkuk apakah  yangkita  isi air tak penuh- penuh
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Post time 10-3-2010 03:03 PM | Show all posts
mangkuk apakah  yangkita  isi air tak penuh- penuh
honeysue Post at 7-3-2010 16:35

mungkinkah magkuk tandas??
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Post time 12-3-2010 07:32 PM | Show all posts
mangkuk hayun kot...
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Post time 16-3-2010 01:54 PM | Show all posts
mangkuk yg bocor...
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Post time 17-3-2010 11:19 AM | Show all posts
eh..eh pandainya ...betul lah mangkuk tandas...
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Post time 17-3-2010 11:20 AM | Show all posts
ada lagi   teka teki ni...bunga apa yang berwarna hitam?
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Post time 17-3-2010 11:26 AM | Show all posts
bunga tayar..
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Post time 17-3-2010 04:34 PM | Show all posts
pandai pandai pandai.baru tanya dah dpt jwpn.
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Post time 17-3-2010 04:50 PM | Show all posts
ada lagi soalanyee,
minah ketawa tejerit-jerit,
melihat koyak pada seluar,
orang puth duduk sederet,
pagar di dalam tebing di LUAR:re::re::re:
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Post time 17-3-2010 04:51 PM | Show all posts
pandai pandai pandai.baru tanya dah dpt jwpn.
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Post time 18-3-2010 12:14 AM | Show all posts
mulut eyh...?
org putih sederet tu gigi...
tebing tu bibir..
ye ke??? hohoho
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