Teka-Teki yang perlu di beri Penampar

hr_ikhlas

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman?
> Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik.
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> 2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
> Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M
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> 3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
> Answer: Kuih salah bikin.
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> 4) Binatang ape power Karate?
> Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.
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> 5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
> Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tu.. tolong pulangkan kepada saye.
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> 7) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
> Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'
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> 8) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
> Answer: Pembohong...
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> 9) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
> Answer: Usus
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> 10) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
> Answer: Kutu rambut
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> 11) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
> Answer: Neneknye si katak
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> 12) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
> Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
> - Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'
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> 13) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
> Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe
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> 14) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
> Answer: Tukang gali kubur

> 15) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
> Answer: Tahi hidung
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> 16) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
> Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat..
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> 17) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
> Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ke...
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> 18) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
> Answer: Dengan susah payah......

IRZeeBuk

hooooooooooooooo

daaaad

oooo begitu besar gelak aku di ofis ni sorg2~

daaaad

aku still tgh byg kan soklan 18 ...mcm mn la ropenye cik elep tu ye....

wiraputera

lwyl

Why dinosaurs went extinct? Because Ultraman killed one each week.

A man wanted to go up to the 10th floor but the lift stopped at the 5th floor. He was too short so he only managed to press the no. 5 button.

lwyl

From the internet (old trivia but nevertheless very amusing):

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

red_ribbon

kenapa penyelam nak menyelam ke belakang????



answer:kalau ke depan nanti jatuh di kapal

pinky_shancai

heeee~
nice one

masuco

lawak lerrr

masuco

lawak lerrr

changkatlobak

cerita gajah dalam peti ais betul2 lawak

bzzts

Reply 7# lwyl


    i thought there was a "3 steps" or 4 steps on "how to" put elephant, giraffe ...  

lwyl

Reply 13# bzzts

I think the 3 or 4 steps riddles are almost the same like the one I posted above.

wwannurr

nak mencelah boleh ???  ni ada lagi teka teki gila2

1. Hitam dan berpeluh.. Ha.. Aper2??

Jawapan: semut hitam tengah berjogging.. huhuhu

2. Ape benda bila masuk segitiga bila kuar bergulung-gulung?

Jawapan: Seluar dalam ler.. haha

3.   Antara kapal terbang dengan kuih lepat liat, mana satu yang paling tinggi?

Jawapan: Kuih lepat liat la sebab kapal terbang sampai langit je, tapi kuih lepat sampai lelangit!

4. Banyak2 kotak, kotak apa yang takleh angkat?

Jawapan: Kotak penalti lah.. wawawa!

wwannurr

ada lagiiii ni..........

5. Kenapa Penggali Kubur Gali Kubur Tak Pakai Selipar???

Jawapan: Selipar mana boleh buat gali tanah, guna cangkul lar hue hue hue!!


6. Bulu bertemu bulu kulit bertemu kulit makin tambah rapat makin nikmat rasanyer!

Jawapan: Haah.. mulalah otak kuning, MATA lah jawapan nyer..!


7. 3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 kaki. Apakah bendanya tu?

Jawapan: Koboi naik kuda bawak ayam.

aku gelak sorang222