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~YONG DOLAH, JUARA MENJARING IKAN~
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Di Bengkalis,Riau...Yong Dolah sangat terkenal sebagai orang yang paling handal menjaring ikan.Kehebatan Yong Dolah tersebar hingga keluar negara...hingga suatu hari datanglah wartawan tv3 Malaysia ingin mewawancarai yong dolah, nak tahu apa rahsia yong hingga boleh menghasilkan 1 tan sehari...
Wartawan:
"yong, kalau saye boleh tau, kire-kire ape rahasie yong boleh dapat ikan banyak tiap hari..."
Yong Dolah:
"senang aje...tempat kite melempo jaring harus same dengan posisi tidou istri kite pada malam hari..."
Wartawan:
"maksudnye? saye tak paham lah yong.."
Yong Dolah:
"memanglah mike ni wartawan bebal...maksudnye, kalau istri kite malamnye tidou mereng ke kiri,kite mesti lempo jaring ke sebelah kiri..belambaklah ikan mike dapat nanti..."
Wartawan:
"kalau istri mereng ke kanan yong?"
Yong Dolah:
"lempo pulak jaring ke kanannn..."
Wartawan:
"tapi...kalau istri kite tidou telentang? cam mane pulak yong?"
Yong Dolah:
"kalau istri tidou telentangg...lebih baek hari tu kite tak usah turun ke laut..rezeki beso tu..pasang jaring (KELAMBU) kat atas tempat tidou..."
Wartawan: ??? Last edited by Kerêta_Angin on 23-9-2014 02:10 PM
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hahahahahahaha
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hahahahaha  |
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biggirlduncry posted on 24-12-2013 07:43 AM 
asterokkk laaa
thread dah ada ke? kat mana |
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Post time 23-9-2014 05:53 PM
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hehe ...jumpa lg thread yong sengal |
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Yong lagi..hahaha..mcm tutttttt |
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Yong harap hari hari isteri tido terlentang..... semoga mendapat dapat rezeki besor setiap hari... |
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wartawan jadi blurrrrrrrrrr |
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mcm pernah ku baca lawak ni...tp di mana yer???
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yong ni sape  |
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Post time 24-9-2014 03:13 PM
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Bdkkg posted on 24-9-2014 05:51 AM
yong ni sape
ni la yong dolah...
tp x pasti plak, ini cerita dia atau rekaan org lain  |
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adeh..cerita sama tapi versi yong plak.. |
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aduilah yong..
hahah
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hahaha! |
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Post time 29-10-2014 12:27 AM
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mattzzx posted on 24-9-2014 01:50 AM
Yong harap hari hari isteri tido terlentang..... semoga mendapat dapat rezeki besor setiap hari...
mcm mana pula kalo nanti isterinya tidur terlungkup... |
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