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Post time 9-4-2019 11:16 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


Pada suatu hari, seorang penunggang (Mamat) motosikal telah ditahan polis. Dia ni kena tahan kerana tak pasang lampu waktu malam di bandar berhampiran rumah dia. Dia bagi la alasan.

Mamat: "Apa ni? Nak pasang lampu nak buat apa?"
Polis: "La.. tak kan tak tau kot. Untuk keselamatan ko la."
Mamat: "Oitt.. sana ada lampu, sini ada lampu, situ ada lampu, mau pasang lampu lagi ka?"
Polis: "Kuang ajo punya budak. Jaga ko!!!"

Lalu polis tu pun buang angin kat tayar motor budak tu.

Mamat: "Oi! oi! apa ni gilo apa. Camna aku nak balik?"
Polis: "La... sana ada angin, sini ada angin, situ ada angin, mau angin lagi ka?"



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hahaha..first time baca lawak yang ni
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bijok abam polis
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Hahaha... Berangin je mamat
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Amek kau!!!!..
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Hahahaa kena ko sekali ngn abam pulisss...  
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padan muka dia..
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Kan dah kena
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