Christmas dinner

zazazoom

Little Johnny and his family are preparing for Christmas dinner.Johnny goes upstairs to his brothers room while he’s playing video games. His brother gets a kill and yells “Yeah, eat that bitch!”
Little Johnny asks, “Hey bro, what does that word mean?”
His brother looks around hurriedly and replies “It means uh...a lovely lady.”

Little Johnny goes to his sisters room while she’s on the phone with her boyfriend. She’s having an argument and yells into the phone “Yeah well you can go and marry Stacey then you bastard!”
Johnny asks her “Hey sis, what does that word mean?”
She hesitates and then replies “It means uh...a respectable gentleman.”

Little Johnny goes into his parents room where his mother is putting on makeup. She accidentally knocked powder all over the front of her dress and exclaims “Shit!”
Little Johnny asks his mother “Hey ma, what does that word mean?”
His mother replies “Oh it just means uh...makeup!”

Little Johnny goes downstairs to the kitchen where his dad is taking the Christmas turkey out of the oven. As he grabs the tray he burns his finger and yells out “Ah fuck!”
Johnny asks “Hey dad, what does that word mean?”
His Father replies “Oh it just means uh...basting! I was just uh basting the turkey for dinner tonight.”

Suddenly the doorbell rings and his Father tells Johnny “Son, go and answer the door and greet our guests.”

Little Johnny runs to the front door, opens it and exclaims happily “Hello all you bitches and bastards! Mums upstairs putting shit on her face and dads in the kitchen fucking the turkey!”

Fatimah.Timah

Where can i find this book?

ninjago

bahahahhahaa.. terkulat2 guests dpt greet camtu

Scheherazade

Hahaha. Ni cth terbaik, guna perkataan br yg dipelajari & dipraktikkan terus

Tasikchini

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shahbaz123

Christmas dinner is the main meal traditionally served on Christmas day. This meal may take place anytime from late afternoon on Christmas Eve till the evening of Christmas Day itself. Traditionally, this meal is served in one large pan, with Christmas cake and butter dish and is decorated with fruits, flowers, shiny silver or gold stockings, cranberries, chocolate coins, artificial or real flowers, shiny buttons, ribbons, bows, or other decorative objects. As Christmas day passes, family members may serve their own food to fill the plates and silverware. Christmas dinner may be served as a buffet, which means that each person may serve his or her own food, or the entire family may share one large meal, together with a cup of tea or coffee between them.Baby Christmas ornaments

bayan_nuri

heythere123

budak2 ni macam span, they do what they’re taught to

heythere123

tak pasal2 terkejut tetamu dia

noorazurams

Revolver

Mau tebelalak mata guest

acikbrown

Pendidikan awal bermula dari rumah kekdahnya.

matryoshka

Hahaha... jahanam

Siputjelly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Kadbaru

hahahahahaha