Covid 2 (copied)

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• Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.
• I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
• The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
• Since we’re all in quarantine I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on.
• I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.
• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog — we laughed a lot.
• Nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day of being tense on the couch.
• Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic? Read the room!
• Knock-knock! Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and step back 6 feet.