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Teka teki lawak..hehehe

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Post time 23-4-2012 05:15 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Last edited by sitimu on 30-7-2012 04:19 PM \n\n Post Last Edit by sitimu at 4-5-2012 17:29

1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk.

Jawapan : Masukkan benang dlm lubang jarum



2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai?

Bus skolah lah... The OnLY bus yng pergi skolah



3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais?

Jawapan : Milo AIS



4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki

Jawapan : Sbb kalau angkat dua kaki jatuh lah.. hahahahha



5) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol

Jawapan: Semut bermate BENGKAK hahahahha


LEBIH BANYAK TEKA-TEKI LAWAK, tekan
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Post time 24-4-2012 11:13 AM | Show all posts
ermmmm... dah biasa dgr
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Post time 24-4-2012 11:52 AM | Show all posts
Boleh tanya anak aku nih....yg jarum ngan benang takleh tanya..
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Post time 24-4-2012 11:58 AM | Show all posts
ok lah ni leh try tanye kwn2 aku ni
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Post time 24-4-2012 03:55 PM | Show all posts
Mak: Dolah, benda apa jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk?

Dolah: Oh senang jer jawapannya mak.. Masukkan $@*&% dalam #@^&%*...!

Mak:
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Post time 24-4-2012 04:50 PM | Show all posts
Reply 5# edee_91

yang ni lawak
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Post time 25-4-2012 12:42 AM | Show all posts
Reply 5# edee_91


    aduhhh...hahahaha
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Post time 25-4-2012 01:13 AM | Show all posts
sempat lagi promote iklan churpchurp
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Post time 25-4-2012 10:02 AM | Show all posts
zaman 90an punya teka-teki daaa.......
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Post time 25-4-2012 01:02 PM | Show all posts
Kalo anak buah aku lak dia tanya aku gini

"dalam banyak2 buah buah apa ada bumbung"

Jawapan : sebuah rumah

hmmmmm....
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Post time 26-4-2012 09:27 PM | Show all posts
Reply 10# emotion6


    ahhahahah....yg nie mmg lwk
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Post time 27-4-2012 02:08 AM | Show all posts
lawak korang ni
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Post time 7-5-2012 01:45 PM | Show all posts
heheheheh
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Post time 17-5-2012 04:17 PM | Show all posts
leh try tanya kengkawan!!
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Post time 7-6-2012 10:37 AM | Show all posts
hahaha
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Post time 9-6-2012 09:46 PM | Show all posts
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