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Mat Salleh sambut Hari Raya? Paku dan Belacan

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Post time 11-9-2010 12:28 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


tak taula kalu ada thread ni, tapi aku rase dorg ni layak diberi perhatian pasal cuba cakap melayu, pastu sambil tu buat komedi..
yang aku tahu, paku dengan belacan ni pernah kerja kat sarawak, pastu cuba belajar cakap melayu sarawak,

tu yang fasih sket... lebih fasih dari kalangan orang malaysia yang lahir kat malaysia tapi pelat cakap melayu..haha

lawak dorg ni lagi okela dari lawak senario yang ntah apa2 tu...haha...
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Post time 11-9-2010 02:16 PM | Show all posts
Post Last Edit by aLiN_82 at 11-9-2010 14:18

si manis sudah datang.. si manis sudah datang..

Orang puteh.. mat salleh..

Kiut betullah dia orang ni...
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Post time 11-9-2010 02:44 PM | Show all posts
....aku xtahan masa dieorg pekene mat salleh tu makan durian
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Post time 11-9-2010 09:41 PM | Show all posts
maqqqq maqqqqqq
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Post time 11-9-2010 10:01 PM | Show all posts
batmana paku n blacan hade buku muker laaa

pegi seneh------>Belacan dan Paku
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 Author| Post time 11-9-2010 10:20 PM | Show all posts
batmana paku n blacan hade buku muker laaa

pegi seneh------>
bluezink Post at 11-9-2010 22:01



    yup, betul2, aku mmg prasan dh ade, cume dlm search cari forum ni, cm xde thread psl dorg ni..hehe
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Post time 12-9-2010 02:38 AM | Show all posts
....lawaklh....
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Post time 15-9-2010 10:01 AM | Show all posts
selamat tinggal mat salleh, jumpa lagi hahaha. diri sendiri pn org putih gak lawak lawak
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Post time 15-9-2010 12:36 PM | Show all posts
Reply 1# batmana

funny...
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Post time 15-9-2010 11:18 PM | Show all posts
mak dia pakai kain pelikat ke?
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Post time 18-9-2010 11:39 AM | Show all posts
Bangganyer..
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Post time 18-9-2010 12:10 PM | Show all posts
haha...si manis puasa hari raya
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Post time 18-9-2010 07:50 PM | Show all posts
pucuk paku masak belacan sedap dimakan bila-bila masa
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Post time 23-9-2010 04:03 PM | Show all posts
kelakauuuuuu
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sukaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post time 26-9-2010 12:20 AM | Show all posts
Post Last Edit by mawarputih2612 at 26-9-2010 00:22

yang paling best :-

si belacan : ... saya ada beli durian tadi


si manis   : d..du ..durian????!!!!!! kenapa kau beli durian. kau tau aku puasa ni.. aku soleh, aku warak...aargh..kenapa..???

si paku : mana ko soleh? tidak soleh pun!


si manis: soleh sgt la, aku puasa waktu malam



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Post time 26-9-2010 12:27 AM | Show all posts
intro pun bezz

paku itu tajam
tapi belacan sedap dimakan
asal negeri org putih
mereka kacang lupakan kulit
tanah air mereka sendiri
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Post time 27-9-2010 02:44 PM | Show all posts
u go straight.... don't belok belok... iklan tuh ciplak ayat diorang ke...
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Post time 2-10-2010 12:10 PM | Show all posts
bapak comey 2 org mat salleh nihh....malu  melayu yg dok kat malaysia tapi tak tau cakap melayudiorang berdua nih cam suka jer malaysian culture kann
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Post time 22-10-2010 11:45 PM | Show all posts
They said ''si cina'' ke...argggghhhhhh so kiutttttttttttttttttt!!
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