Clean Animal Jokes

BlackRed · Post time 3-12-2013 12:28 PM

One day at the zoo two snake's met and one asked the other:
"Are we poisonous?"
"Why do you ask?"
"I bit my lip!"

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An elephant asks a camel:
"Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face."

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?"

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