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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Bahan Asing Dalam Produk Makanan...
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AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 01:36 AM 
Suara Doraemon dah tak beh... Sunio pong tak sedap... Adeh... Nobita gak menteng...
aah, orang yang jadi suara nobita tu tak besar2 kot 
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AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 03:09 AM 
Yang pompan menggoda pong ada gak kan...? Lelaki pong mana tahang kalau asyik kena goda jer... ...
mmg ler, klu dah jadi tu dua2 ler yg salah, goda menggoda layan melayan, buka sebelah pihak je, tp pompuan mmg suka bad boy, tah la nape, so org laki klu nak tarik perhatian wanita, kena jd badboy gitu
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Eh!
dahliateck posted on 16-4-2014 10:19 PM 
mmg ler, klu dah jadi tu dua2 ler yg salah, goda menggoda layan melayan, buka sebelah pihak je, tp ...

Lelaki tak salah sebab dia kan bleh kaweng sampai empat... Pompan lar salah sebab dia tak boleh berlaki lebih dari satu... Hah! Hah! Hah!
Jizzz... Klong! Klong!
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AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 01:22 AM 
Lelaki tak salah sebab dia kan bleh kaweng sampai empat... Pompan lar salah sebab dia tak bole ...
bini org melayan mmg ler salah, tp klu single xkan salah gak kot, eleh sorang x terlayan ada hati nak kawen sampai 4 
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dahliateck posted on 17-4-2014 01:35 AM 
bini org melayan mmg ler salah, tp klu single xkan salah gak kot, eleh sorang x terlayan ada hati ...

Alasang biasa... "Dah jodoh... Nak wat camne..." Heh! Heh! Heh!
Jizzz... Klong! Klong!
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AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 02:40 AM 
Alasang biasa... "Dah jodoh... Nak wat camne..." Heh! Heh! Heh!
xkan nak tolak jodoh plak kan, menolak qada' dan qadar namanya tu
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beli air sirap jumpa semut 3 ekor |
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lazim posted on 18-4-2014 10:29 AM 
beli air sirap jumpa semut 3 ekor
jgn minum tau..
nanti lazim cepat lupa sebelum usia..
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lil_honey posted on 18-4-2014 04:29 PM 
jgn minum tau..
nanti lazim cepat lupa sebelum usia..
memang la. abh lazim suh tukar. lazim kata tayah la. sian org tu kena bt baru.. telan ait lio je la pastu
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dahliateck posted on 17-4-2014 07:18 PM 
xkan nak tolak jodoh plak kan, menolak qada' dan qadar namanya tu

Tapi kalau jodoh tu 'tak cantek' takmo jugak... Nak yang cung jah... Hak! Hak! Hak!
Jizzz... Klong! Klong!
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Errr...
lazim posted on 18-4-2014 10:29 AM 
beli air sirap jumpa semut 3 ekor

Beli air sirap kat mana tu...?
Jizzz... Klong! Klong!
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AceHand posted on 23-4-2014 02:51 AM 
Tapi kalau jodoh tu 'tak cantek' takmo jugak... Nak yang cung jah... Hak! Hak! Hak!
aah kan , kalau jodoh tu x ensem tak selera gak 
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dahliateck posted on 23-4-2014 04:19 PM 
aah kan , kalau jodoh tu x ensem tak selera gak

Kalau muka tak enseng tapi badan enam atau lapang pek camne...? Heh! Heh! Heh!
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AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 02:21 AM 
Kalau muka tak enseng tapi badan enam atau lapang pek camne...? Heh! Heh! Heh!
hmm camane ek, kita x suka badan ketak2 ni, so x selera gak ler kot, suka yg kurus tinggi cam faizal hussein tu 
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Hah! Hah! Hah!
dahliateck posted on 24-4-2014 09:42 PM 
hmm camane ek, kita x suka badan ketak2 ni, so x selera gak ler kot, suka yg kurus tinggi cam faiz ...

Takde yang peliknya sebab kalau semer pompan suka yang badan keketak alamatnya tak berbini lar lelaki yang 'cam' Faizal Hussein tu... Hah! Hah! Hah!
Jizzz... Klong! Klong!
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AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 02:13 AM 
Takde yang peliknya sebab kalau semer pompan suka yang badan keketak alamatnya tak berbini lar ...
org pompuan ni x tgk rupa sgt ekceli, x pandang sgt hensem x hensem gemuk ke kurus, x cam lelaki nak yg cantik jer 
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Eh!
dahliateck posted on 29-4-2014 11:27 PM 
org pompuan ni x tgk rupa sgt ekceli, x pandang sgt hensem x hensem gemuk ke kurus, x cam lelaki n ...

Ada gak lelaki yang tak pandang pada cantek tapi harta... Ada gak yang pandang pada buah buahang... Hah! Hah! Hah!
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AceHand posted on 30-4-2014 02:21 AM 
Ada gak lelaki yang tak pandang pada cantek tapi harta... Ada gak yang pandang pada buah buaha ...
oo iye, salu laki suka buah2an tempatan ke imported 
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dahliateck posted on 30-4-2014 08:13 PM 
oo iye, salu laki suka buah2an tempatan ke imported

Tak kesah sangat... Janji buang buahang tu nampak segar dan tukang jual buah tu pong lawa... Sesilap maunya leleh air liur dia...
Jizzz... Klong! Klong!
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