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 Author| Post time 13-3-2008 08:00 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:04 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by noriz at 13-3-2008 09:14 AM



Nyah,mak bidan tak cun mengira due date . masih belum beranak lagi   . Penat iols sediakan kotak bagai, tengo2 pagi tadi masih lagi buncit.

Yang iols marah, kucing iols neh bera ...


uolsss  kucing pon ade prasaang gaklah, sediakanlah katil cam ospital , baru kucing selesa beranak...   






mengata uols jer, kucin iols sndiri nak belaki tapi iols tak kasi.. aritu udah dpt laki kucin org kaye yg dijaga cam king oleh tuannya, tapi sheols nda mau... nak jugak sama bf nya yg suka skodeng itew (kucin meskin nyah...)
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:06 PM | Show all posts

Reply #2308 DanaScully's post

nape suka jelir lidah simichael ni?   


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Post time 13-3-2008 08:08 PM | Show all posts
nyah.. abe maikel nari-nari

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErfsSuUqUk



siot ek mek syesha tu tak kuar. sian david h
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:09 PM | Show all posts
[quote]Originally posted by mrcrab at 13-3-2008 08:04 PM


uolsss牋kucing pon ade prasaang gaklah, sediakanlah katil cam ospital , baru kucing selesa beranak...
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:09 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by DanaScully at 12-3-2008 11:34 PM
esok ada kat 8tv kol 9.30 pm

tengoklah



nyah, malam esuk bkn final raja lawak ka?
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:10 PM | Show all posts
[quote]Originally posted by mrcrab at 13-3-2008 08:06 PM
nape suka jelir lidah simichael ni?
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mrcrab at 13-3-2008 08:09 PM



nyah, malam esuk bkn final raja lawak ka?


raja lawak di astro prima ler
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 Author| Post time 13-3-2008 08:11 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mrcrab at 13-3-2008 08:04 PM


uolsss  kucing pon ade prasaang gaklah, sediakanlah katil cam ospital , baru kucing selesa beranak...   






mengata uols jer, kucin iols sndiri nak belaki tapi ...



Dah Bilik first class lagik   (Biasanya kat luar, kali neh masuk kat dapur )

Kucing iols neh tak tau nak merancang keluarga tul  2 minggu beranak dah cari laki balik. Kalo pandai jaga anak tak apa la juga, neh sumer mati
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:14 PM | Show all posts
kucen jantan keshayangan iols suker lari dari umah

ilang dua tiga hari pastu balik mintak makang.  buat umah iols mcm hotel sajork huhuhuhuhu
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 Author| Post time 13-3-2008 08:14 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by DanaScully at 13-3-2008 07:52 PM
(((nyah noriz)))

across the universe versi studio - abe maikel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CnR2bVEKXM



Siot komputer iols neh, bisu memanjang .

Shian David H kan Nyah  Syesha tu obercompiden kan nyah
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 Author| Post time 13-3-2008 08:17 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by DanaScully at 13-3-2008 08:14 PM
kucen jantan keshayangan iols suker lari dari umah

ilang dua tiga hari pastu balik mintak makang.  buat umah iols mcm hotel sajork huhuhuhuhu



Nyah, kucing jantan neh suka kencing merata kan .

Iols geram laki kucing iols, suka naik keta kencingkan cermin depan kereta iols
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:18 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by DanaScully at 13-3-2008 08:09 PM


antara dua darjat versi kucen ke ni


ahahahaha..
x nak lah kasi kawen sama baka yg nda di ketahui keturunannya.  Yang mengandung nanti kucin iols, yg menjaga & membidannya. ..rasa2 yg qualify lam umah ni iols lah..  x konfiden lah kalo kucin iols dilakikan sama kucin jalanan itew..  Takut jangkitan aids & mati anak2nya nnti nyah....     nak di sunat...ishh..sian nyah, tak bedosa kah
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:21 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by noriz at 13-3-2008 08:11 PM



Dah Bilik first class lagik 牋(Biasanya kat luar, kali neh masuk kat dapur )

Kucing iols neh tak tau nak merancang keluarga tul牋2 minggu beranak dah cari laki balik ...


kucen vetina iols kalau  beranak mesti nak bersalin dlm bilik iols. 燽esar kepala betul :@
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:21 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by DanaScully at 13-3-2008 08:11 PM


raja lawak di astro prima ler



sama time lah tu....  tadi barulah duduk nengok betol2 ulangan gelanggang raja lwak miggu ke8.  slalu nengok sikit je.  rupernya nabil to rongak tepi jugak.    tapi heols kreatip.. bole jd juara tu.
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by DanaScully at 13-3-2008 08:14 PM
kucen jantan keshayangan iols suker lari dari umah

ilang dua tiga hari pastu balik mintak makang.  buat umah iols mcm hotel sajork huhuhuhuhu



  sama cam manusia je perangai tu
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:22 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by noriz at 13-3-2008 08:14 PM



Siot komputer iols neh, bisu memanjang .
牋ayak!爎ugi爊yah..best爏iot牋

Shian David H kan Nyah牋Syesha tu obercompiden kan nyah


mek syesha tu voring giler
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 Author| Post time 13-3-2008 08:24 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by DanaScully at 13-3-2008 08:21 PM


kucen vetina iols kalau  beranak mesti nak bersalin dlm bilik iols.  besar kepala betul :@


  hari tu dah masuk dalam almari kain  Punyala menjerit iols
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:25 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by noriz at 13-3-2008 08:17 PM



Nyah, kucing jantan neh suka kencing merata kan .

Iols geram laki kucing iols, suka naik keta kencingkan cermin depan kereta iols


yg paling iols benci kucin jantan yg suke skodeng kucin iols tu, udah lah ruper burok... kencing pulak tol-tol dpn pintu umah tas tangga.  habis slipar anak iols tekena.  Mmg sah dtg gedik lepas skodeng kucin iols kat lobang bwh pintu tu...:@  kucin iols kalo malam je lepas dr kandang la..
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Post time 13-3-2008 08:25 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by noriz at 13-3-2008 08:17 PM



Nyah, kucing jantan neh suka kencing merata kan .
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