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besa tengok vc idrus dari brunei hat kena rasuk tu tak....? nie ada edisi baru... cam cempedak....!
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Reply #281 jj's post
hampeh tul la video nie...
igt kn idrus yg betul2...
leh plak wat main2 benda mcm tu.. |
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Kisah Seluar Dalam...
Kisah Benar Yang Terjadi Di Kalangan Forumer Bod Kedah/Perlis.....
Pada satu hari, si suami balik dari kerja dan mendapati si isteri tengah bergaduh besar dengan maid indonesianya... maka si suami dengan hati yg
suci ingin lah jadi org PBB jap, nak tolong damaikan suasana.. maka bertanyalah si suami ngan suara yg lembut pada isterinya..
Apa hal ni yang... . kenapa bising2 ni"... ..
jawap si isteri dgn nada marah... "ni hah!!!!! seluar dalam i hilang, tentu si Sunarti yang curi seluar dalam Gucci i yg mahal yg i beli katBeijing tuhh!!! "
Disambut pulak oleh si suami ... ." alahai Yang ni, takkan lah sebab hilang satu helai seluar dalam pun nak bising se kawasan perumahan. Dah, dah,nanti
Abang belikan ganti yg lebih mahal dan seksi lagi... "
Berkata lagi si isteri... "Tapi bang, kalu sehelai i tak sakit hati sangat, ni yang hilang tu , 10 helai tau... ... 10 helai!!! (sambil tunjuk jari sepuluhnya)"
Maka terkejut beruklah si suami dengar berita ini, berpusing lah dia pada Sunarti yg terkebil2 sejak tadi... dgn suara yg lebih lembut lagi ,
si suami bertanya... ."betul ke Tuti, kamu yang curi seluar dalam mak encik kamu ? Ingat... .kamu mesti bercakap benar!!!" Si Tuti dengan muka yang ketakutan dan suara terketar2 yg pekat dgn pelat indonesianya pun menjawaplah... . "
tapi... tapi... tapi... bapak kan tahu saya enggak pernah pakai seluar dalam!!!!! "
Emmm.... forumer mana la yang ada maid indon kat umah...... .kui kui kui |
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Originally posted by jj at 22-11-2006 07:22 PM
Kisah Benar Yang Terjadi Di Kalangan Forumer Bod Kedah/Perlis.....
Pada satu hari, si suami balik dari kerja dan mendapati si isteri tengah bergaduh besar dengan maid indonesianya... maka si ...
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hhehheheh...hang ke JJ..aku perasan dah.....
bab2 Indon curi seluar dalam baju dalam nie aku cukup sakit ati....
aku adalah mangsa bibik Indon.....mangsa kena buli dengan maid.....seluaq dalam dan bra pun kena curi dgn bibik Indon yg muka dan cakap pijak semut tak mati...Tobat !!!!!
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Originally posted by kiki at 22-11-2006 08:19 PM
ff:
hhehheheh...hang ke JJ..aku perasan dah.....
bab2 Indon curi seluar dalam baju dalam nie aku cukup sakit ati....
aku adalah mangsa bibik Indon.....mangsa kena buli dengan maid.....se ...
kalau curi bra tu boleh accept jugak sikit, ni spentot, aiyakkk...
so balik nanti nak pakai maid jugak ke lagi? |
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Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded
the plane and were seated right in front of them.
The two men, eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss is
sending me to Saudi Arabia", the one said,
"But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan
but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said,
"One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many
Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.
The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away
from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them
too!"
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll
never see me in Indonesia...WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely,
"Why don't you go to Hell?", he asked, "I heard there's NO Muslim
THERE!" |
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Originally posted by alahai at 27-11-2006 01:27 AM
kalau curi bra tu boleh accept jugak sikit, ni spentot, aiyakkk...
so balik nanti nak pakai maid jugak ke lagi?
tak mau dah aihhhhh.............
aku nak ambik India yg dok kayuh gerek tu seminggu sekali...lagik senang hati..... |
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citer maid indon curi sepetot ni aku teringat dulu maid uncle aku curi sepetot dia
dia org ni pakai muat aje org laki punya pun dia pakai... eeeee geli aku |
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perlakuan sumbang mat rempit di atas katil...........
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No komen.... tapi aku nak gelak jugak... ekekekekke
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post la lagi lawak......:bgrin:.. |
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My Gay - Lagu Asal My Heart
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzuQLA5JHkA
Ditujukan khas untuk Baby Troop...... |
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Dua pelajar Kolej Perubatan bersiar siar kat bandar. Mereka terserempak dengan seorang tua jalan terkangkang-kangkang.
Pelajar A kata "Orang tua tu tentu mengidap Sindrom Petry" Pelajar B pulak kata " Tak lah, dia mengidap Sindrom Zovitzki" Mereka hampir bergaduh pasal hal ni. Akhirnya pelajar A kata "Apa kata kita tanya je orang tua tu?" Pelajar B pun setuju. Mereka pun menghampiri orang tua itu.
Pelajar A: Kami tengok pak cik jalan terkangkang, boleh kami tahu pak cik mengidap penyakit apa?
Orang Tua: Kamu fikir aku ada penyakit apa?
Pelajar A: Saya fikir pak cik mengidap sindrom petry.
Orang Tua: Emm... bukan.
Pelajar B: Kalau macam tu, pak cik mesti mengidap sindrom Zovitzki.
Orang Tua: ...pun bukan.
Pelajar A: Habis tu?
Orang Tua: Emm, sebenarnya aku nak kentut tadi... tapi terberak pulak dalam seluar... sebab tu la aku jalan terkangkang...
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Chot dan bini dia dah kawen lebih 10 tahun.Satu hari time bini Chot balik dari menjenguk maknya, dia nampak Chot tgh "bedroom lambada" dgn pompuan muda dlm bilik. Dgn marah, bini Chot menghempas pintu dan berlari tinggalkan rumah. Chot mengejarnya sambil berkata, "Dengar dulu penjelasan abg. Paling tak pon sblm awak pegi, awak kena tahu punca kejadian ni."
Agak kebingungan, bini Chot menghentikan langkah. "Tadi waktu balik pejabat, abg nampak pompuan muda ini kat tepi jln, dgn pakaian compang camping dan basah sbb hujan. Kesian nyer pasal, abg bawak dia ke rumah.Dia lapar, jadi abg bg makanan yg awak simpan di stor, yg awak tak nak lagi. "
"Pas tu, abg bg pakaian awak yg dah lama tak dipakai sbb dah kecik dan bila abg nengok dia tidak pakai selipar, abg bg selipar dia yg awak tak pakai lagi sbb dah ketinggalan zaman. Terus abg bagi dia baju hujan yg dulu abg belikan utk ulang thn perkawenan kita, tapi tak penah skali pon awak pakai sbb warnanya tak cantik," kata Chot lagi. Chot menambah,
"Sebenarnya pompuan tu dah nak pergi tadi..."
"Habis, awat dia still ada kat sini?" soal bini Chot.
"Sblm pompuan tu pegi tadi.. dia sempat tanya... "Ada lagi tak brg lama yg tak pernah lagi diguna oleh isteri Encik?"
[ Last edited by jj at 2-5-2007 08:12 AM ] |
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Satu hari Chot terbangun mlm. Dia nak terkencing. Dia pun masuk bilik air. Chot sungguh terkezut bila lampu tu terbuka sendiri. Lepas kencing dia pun terus keluar dan dia tutup pintu toilet... Sekali lagi dia terkejut bila lampu toilet tu tertutup sendiri... Cepat-cepat dia kejutkan bini dia yang tengah lena tidur. Dia pun menceritakan hal yg terjadi kat toilet tadi..lampu tu terbukak dan padam sendiri. Bini Chot yang dalam keadaan sedar tak sedar tu pun berkata..
"Dah... dia buat dah perangai lama... Awat hang kencin dlm peti ais...???
[ Last edited by jj at 2-5-2007 08:12 AM ] |
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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again." |
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Category: Negeri & Negara
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Post time 9-10-2006 12:33 AM
