Women Quotes...... *** Pls Read 1st Posting ***

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Katharine Hepburn:
    Someone asked someone who was about my age: "How are you?" The answer was, "Fine. If you don't ask for details."

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Katharine Hepburn:
    Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

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Katharine Hepburn:
    Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then.

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Ellen Sturgis Hooper:
    I slept, and dreamed that life was Beauty; I woke, and found that life was Duty.

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  ~Dave Barry

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Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.  ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956

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Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.  ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth"

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.  ~Bill Maher

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~Carrie Snow

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~Author Unknown

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A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.  ~Arnold Haultain

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.  ~Charlotte Whitton

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Curve:  The loveliest distance between two points.  ~Mae West

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Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Nicole Hollander

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Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~Author Unknown

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Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.  ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  An optimist is a man who hopes they are.  ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

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The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.  ~Elizabeth Metcalf

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A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.  ~Author Unknown