Women Quotes...... *** Pls Read 1st Posting ***

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揂 man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her

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揥e have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

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揑 have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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揧ou never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot

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揟he distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult.

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揙ne sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements

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揃eing a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

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揟he practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there

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揟here is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.

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揃ecause I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes";

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揑f a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she can't do

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揙utward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk, and laughter to transcend the gifts of Nature

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揚ersonally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky

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揘obody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive

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揑f a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she can't do

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揟here are no ugly women, only lazy ones

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揑f a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

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揟he three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight"

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揑've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.

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揂 woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing herself as a full human being has nothing else to turn to but the owning of material things