Women Quotes...... *** Pls Read 1st Posting ***

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揑 am my own woman.

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揑 feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.

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揥omen are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of man well sharpened by constant employment

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揥hen a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexuality

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揂merican women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers

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揑 was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

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揂 woman on time is one in nine

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揘o matter what a woman's appearance may be, it will be used to undermine what she is saying and taken to individualize - as her personal problem - observations she makes about the beauty myth in society

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揂 woman is no older than she looks

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揑deally a woman should not have a career unless it is necessary for the financial stability of the marriage

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揂 really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm

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揝ingle women have a dreadful propensity to being poor

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揂 woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age

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揑 will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

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揟he best happiness a woman can boast is that of being most carefully deceived

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揂 woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances rise about 45 percent.

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揙 woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive us, Yet first to repent and regret

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揌ow can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  ~Dave Barry

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Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.  ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956