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Edisi kesian : Kena tinggal kat mamak bersama2 roti canai sebab demok

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Post time 25-10-2017 06:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sebab itu penting perempuan jaga badan. Tidak ada seorang lelaki di dunia ini yang mahu perempuan yang gemuk walaupun ada yang mati-mati cakap “saya tak suka isteri saya kurus.” Ye lah ye lah.
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Post time 25-10-2017 06:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
shernazz replied at 25-10-2017 04:54 AM
moralnya jangan menipu..tu aje
muka nak kurus tp badan tong dram..cash lah

Exactly.nak padankan muke x sampai hati,  but girl u pun menipu
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Post time 25-10-2017 06:42 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
zaman mirc n alamak dot com dulu....aku slalu je blind date...tp as kawanla...
so far ada a few if kakak2 n sebaya aku ni still keep in touch dlm fb semua..
initial intention tu penting..ko nak berkawan or couple..kalau couple mmg ko nampak semua nak perfect la

aku dulu mmg nak kawan..xfikir pun nak couple..n aku pn sedar diri..xde laa hensem pn..bg gamba betul2..gamba ramai2 ngan kawan2 n bgtahu yg mana satu aku..masa tu photoshop pn baru first version rasanya.

yg penting nawaitu masa mula2 tu
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Post time 25-10-2017 06:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jahatnya jantan tu.. xpalah.. anggap dugaan.. gi kuruskan badan..
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Post time 25-10-2017 07:12 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
noraidil_06 replied at 25-10-2017 06:26 AM
Mek,  buta bena kalau dia tinggal mek. Hehehehe

Hee hee hee.

Tapi kan kak,kalau kena tinggal gak sbb dia nak yg lagi selim kelim karipap cmne........*cry
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Post time 25-10-2017 07:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
awaynepian replied at 25-10-2017 06:42 AM
zaman mirc n alamak dot com dulu....aku slalu je blind date...tp as kawanla...
so far ada a few if  ...

Nick apa dolu?

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Post time 25-10-2017 07:19 AM | Show all posts
dh le tgglkn minah tu ..
bleh plk lps tu di maki nya..
pe pya jntn keparat la ni..

x kira la slim ke gemok ke
kwn2 je la
x rugi ape pon
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Post time 25-10-2017 07:25 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Aku duk stndby..ingtkn tt tepek cter teruk btul dh sbb tulis part tu jahat gile..
Zmn skrg ni mmg ramai la yg mnipu duk edit2 gmbr..pakai gmbr org lain.. make up berkilo2..prnh jmpe yg kat luar biasa sgt2..dlm fb gmbr dia edit smpai xleh nk cam rupa asal..xsalah pun nk nmpk cntik..
Tp dlm situasi mcm ni..nk mgata llaki tu pun..dh stiap org ada taste masing2 kn..dh ppuan tu ltak gmbr yg kurus2..mstilah llaki tu expect dia tu slim melim..
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Post time 25-10-2017 07:37 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mafa ni bukan ke haritu dah slim, sekarang bam bam balik ke?
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Post time 25-10-2017 07:38 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kejam gila, klau tk suka dr nk cari lg..tgk dr jauh. Tak brkenan..trtus bgtau cancel.
Satu lagi, laki tu dah mula hntr ayat2 dirty. Lebih baik stop..blum apa2 lg ckp lucah. Mcm tak serius n nk main2 ja

Jiran depan, anak dia baru brtunang, si lelaki kurus  fit mcm sudin bujanglapok...si gadis chubby.
Happy ja depa ni...taste masing2.
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Post time 25-10-2017 07:49 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Aku pernah dajal lelaki.. aku ajak dating kata nak set baju hijau.. aku dtg pakai baju merah.. bila mat tuu sampai sah sah laki org.. aku buat buat tak kenai.. laki org tuu tanye tungguu sape ni dik.. tunggu opah.. ha ha ha.. lima minit pas tuu aku blahh...
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Post time 25-10-2017 07:51 AM | Show all posts
gila kejam mamat tu ..hahahahhaa wtf mcm komedi era 80an plak
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:00 AM | Show all posts
paling teruk dah add wichet..approve....say hi.... xbalas langsung ..2 hari... 5 hari.... ujung ujung aku delete terus lahanat.
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Citer thn bila ni? Tgk ig dia, dah lama kahwin..
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Deidra replied at 25-10-2017 07:13 AM
Nick apa dolu?

Hahahahaha.  Akk pun ade nick zmn mirc
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:04 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tak gentleman betul mamat tu...tak suka tinggal camtu pulak
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:05 AM | Show all posts
Edited by cekenit at 25-10-2017 08:07 AM

Lelaki tu memang kuang asam la..mmg jenis hati kering.jd la gentleman sket.Bgtau je terus terang  perempuan tu bukan taste ko. Xpn kalo xnak proceed da dgn blind date tu ckp je ade hal ke, nenek sakit ke, nk balik cepat pastu hantar perempuan tu kat bus stop. Pastu suke ati la xnak contact ke, nk senyap ke ape. (Macam penah buat)

Aku rs diorang da declare online ni. Sbb tu ade mcm xpuas ati lelaki tu kot.Xseindah rupa.
Perempuan pun ade share jgk ni. Tolong la adik2 gadis di luar sana. Be yourself ok. Xpyh nk 360 bagai. Xbaik tipu orang. Kalo tipu nasib xbaik mendapat mcm ni la. Nk senang, kenal org yang acah2 mcm jodoh, terus maklum berat n tinggi ko berapa. Jgn bagi harapan palsu.

Nsb baik perempuan tu x viralkan nama ko wahai lelaki.Kalo x bujang ke tua la..
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:18 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
noraidil_06 replied at 25-10-2017 08:03 AM
Hahahahaha.  Akk pun ade nick zmn mirc

Meh D teka



Misha omar?




Nick sendiri,D pun dah kelupoan ;L
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:24 AM | Show all posts
bg aku la yg prmpuan tu apesal edit filter 360 kan dh mendapat.. lelaki tu mmg la salah sb buat jahat mcm ni. tp dh dia pk pompuan tu lawa ata plk gmbr sisi kuruh2 je tetiba jumpa gempal mmg la dia terkejut

ak doakan jejan tu membesar gemuk makan roti canai mamak hari2 dan dpt bini selekeh gila vavi biar padan muka dia.. or dh dpt anak pompuan nt,anak dia besar badak n dihina2 mcm ni so biarlah dia rasa perit org ejek bakap badan dan anak dia anak badak
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Post time 25-10-2017 08:28 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
mrizumi replied at 25-10-2017 07:25 AM
Aku duk stndby..ingtkn tt tepek cter teruk btul dh sbb tulis part tu jahat gile..
Zmn skrg  ...

Kisah akak plak kan dik,kenalla sorang ni.ingatkan kengkawan geng dragon 9 ke apa..ghupenya gadis genit ayu menawan.

Sape ntah dia,lupa lak nama

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