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Author: Xim

Apalah Jadi Lepas Tu Ye?Dibelai2 Ke?

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Post time 6-11-2020 11:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by jerukkedondong at 6-11-2020 11:53 AM

Dejavu nya...pernah lalui situasi ni...main lecah blkg rumah dgn adik beradik 4 org
Mak jerit2 nnti abah hangpa balik tak cukup tanah hangpa lari..
Tgk2 abah balik kerja sembor kami dgn air paip..tonyoh bdn kami dgn sabun...
Da siap mandi abah suroh kami ddk kt depan
Pastu abah suap kami mkn...
Nasi panas boh dlm mangkuk boh telor goreng 4 bijik boh kicap....

Al fatihah utk abah...
Kak long rindu abah
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Post time 6-11-2020 11:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Aku x penah la main smpai camni. Tp kwn2 aku penah. Balik kena belasah dgn hanger @ rotan. Hahahaha. Tp 2-3 hr pastu buat lg
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Post time 6-11-2020 12:01 PM | Show all posts
Main dlm loji kumbahan ke budak2 ni..sy dulu setakat berkubang kat sawah dgn kebau je..nak balik rendam sungai dulu..
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Post time 6-11-2020 12:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha! Kenangan ni... Dulu kat kampung mak memang kami geng sekampung suka main lumpur berkubang kat sawah. Tangkap anak ikan. Sebelum balik rumah, singgah sungai mandi.

Tapi yang lawaknya mandi tak sental. Sampai rumah, penat. Terus tidur. Bila bangun, badan jadi kelabu sebab masih ada lumpur
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Post time 6-11-2020 12:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Abislah kau dik...siap sedia le kena libas dgn getah paip
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Post time 6-11-2020 02:36 PM | Show all posts
Edited by merrissa at 6-11-2020 02:39 PM

ntah la aku pernah main kat sawah kat kmpung arwah nenek aku....

berselut busuk satu badan baju apatah lg...

jakun degil lagi...sekali dalam siot sawah tu...sib bek x terbenam satu badan hoiii ..kasut satu hilang

tp mak aku xde marah apo pon...rilek je...suh mandi je...

yg duk ngamuk tu..gelabah je lebih...ckp baik2 sudah...benda boleh bincang...budak2 tgh membesar tgh belajar dari pengalaman....

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Post time 6-11-2020 02:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bagus budak2 ni, lumpur2 tu buat mereka tahan penyakit.
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Post time 6-11-2020 03:00 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ni sampai rumah je..
Zass zass zass zass kecepek kecepek kecepuk pelepek pelepuk zass zass zass! haaagitcheww
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Post time 6-11-2020 03:01 PM | Show all posts
Kalau keluarga barat ni mesti "no juice and desert for u for the whole week" tak pun paling kuat "u're grounded!" lps tu anak2 balas "what?! u so mean, not fair....."

Asian parent mendapat la ko ank2 haha..mau getah paip kaler kuning tu berbirat la..good luck haaha
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Post time 6-11-2020 03:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Didodoi didodoi dodoi didodoi lagu zikir kasih
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Post time 6-11-2020 03:08 PM | Show all posts
bukan hanya lejen yg tau apa akan jadi

hanya lejen je yg akan main macam ni

kecik2 dolu parit lombong mana tak terjun?

bergema suara petir halilintar wan aku mengamuk

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Post time 6-11-2020 03:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Untung2 dpt berus sabut...kalo yg depan tu berus besi nasib ler..
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Post time 6-11-2020 03:23 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
wa ngn sepupu kreatif sikit...amik beg bosar(luggage)...tu..buat meluncur....
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Post time 6-11-2020 04:36 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Xim replied at 6-11-2020 12:04 AM
Bapak sis faham la tu budak2 nak mmbesar kan...hehe....alhamdulillah la anak2 nya pun berjaya...

Alhamdulillah... Mandi hujan, tangkap berudu, main dalam longkang, semua dia biar je. Hahaha.
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Post time 6-11-2020 04:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
kena libas dgn rotan bulu ayam

walaupun aku asal org kampung tp mmg xminat main menda2 gini sampai org kata aku ni org bandar
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Post time 6-11-2020 05:26 PM | Show all posts
Makin melangkah makin berdebar
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Post time 6-11-2020 06:16 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dibelai2 dengan berus dawai
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Post time 6-11-2020 07:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Iols mengerti perasaan budak-budak tu. Walaupun bakalan kena tibai dengan getah paip tapi puas. My kids pulak pernah aje kotor walaupun tak seteruk ini tapi iols biarkan aje. Bagi dorang berendam dlm bath tub then aku kerjakan sampai bersih. Better laa daripada budak2 bersih tak berpeluh mengadap gadget je.
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Post time 6-11-2020 07:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Pernah mandi sungao bawah warung.. sekali bapak aku tgh ngeteh kat atas.. mata bertentang mata.. haha.. terus cuak nk balik rumah.. dh magrib balik rumah mmg dpt hadiah lah..
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Post time 6-11-2020 07:50 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahah..tengok lumpur penuh badan..mau teruk jugak kena bedal tu

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