CariDotMy

 Forgot password?
 Register

ADVERTISEMENT

Author: cmf_blingblings

Teratak Borak 2017 (Banyakkan Ilmiah dan Berkasih Sayang)

 Close [Copy link]
 Author| Post time 14-2-2017 04:31 PM | Show all posts
maaanakautau replied at 14-2-2017 03:52 PM
Ingat bling.....setiap pergerakan hang itu adalah Maruah suami tau....jangan ingat hang boleh buat ...

ok ok wa ingat tu
Reply

Use magic Report


ADVERTISEMENT


Post time 15-2-2017 06:35 AM | Show all posts

Jangan ok ok lu ingat....nee bangunnnnnn subuh.....kalau Tok jantan Liat nak bangun, harus hang bagi Dia batang penyapu...apa punya laki Tak tahu nak imamkan bini solat.....rugi tau.........

Anyway..pastikan pampers bonda hang Dah salinkan...supaya Dia selesa sepanjang Hari....bukan semua manusia dalam dunia nee dapat peluang menyalinkan Ibu mereka yang perlu pakai pampers kan????

Cukup itu dulu....


Reply

Use magic Report

 Author| Post time 15-2-2017 01:33 PM | Show all posts
maaanakautau replied at 15-2-2017 06:35 AM
Jangan ok ok lu ingat....nee bangunnnnnn subuh.....kalau Tok jantan Liat nak bangun, harus hang ba ...

Tok jantan pukul 4 dah bangun
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 15-2-2017 04:03 PM | Show all posts
cmf_blingblings replied at 15-2-2017 01:33 PM
Tok jantan pukul 4 dah bangun

Apa Guna bangun 4 pagi , sekadar siapkan pancakes with maple syrups and non salt butter with Chilli tuna on foccasia, pastuh sebaik dengar azan subuh terus berselimut semula??

Nak manak sambung lagik??


Reply

Use magic Report

 Author| Post time 15-2-2017 05:42 PM | Show all posts
maaanakautau replied at 15-2-2017 04:03 PM
Apa Guna bangun 4 pagi , sekadar siapkan pancakes with maple syrups and non salt butter with Chill ...

assuming lah ni, nak cari dalil org yg assume tak? cut paste satu
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 15-2-2017 05:47 PM | Show all posts
cmf_blingblings replied at 15-2-2017 05:42 PM
assuming lah ni, nak cari dalil org yg assume tak? cut paste satu

Hang Yang beri ruang untuk orang lain berassume.....patut hang hentakkan kepala hang kat dinding jerk...Kan????





Reply

Use magic Report

Follow Us
 Author| Post time 15-2-2017 05:54 PM | Show all posts
maaanakautau replied at 15-2-2017 05:47 PM
Hang Yang beri ruang untuk orang lain berassume.....patut hang hentakkan kepala hang kat dinding j ...

ilmu baru sezarah nak pompang pompang, hanya mampoo gelak jah
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 15-2-2017 06:15 PM | Show all posts
cmf_blingblings replied at 15-2-2017 05:54 PM
ilmu baru sezarah nak pompang pompang, hanya mampoo gelak jah

Ayat puting taytek tetiba membengkak Kah Nee bling???? Relax ah...


Reply

Use magic Report


ADVERTISEMENT


Post time 16-2-2017 05:35 AM | Show all posts
Weeeiiiiiiiiiii bangunnnnnnnnnnnnnn...tahajudd....tahajjuddddd......

ROBINNNNNNNNNNNNNN.......udah udah tuh tahi matanya, Anak Anak harinee tapau menu apa kesekolah??? Jangan setakat McDonald Bekfast jerk........cergas sikit.......jangan MIM ALIFF LAM SIN......buat tuna sandwich kah, FARMLAND NUGGETS kah WEDGES kah...

Kalau buat biar lebih sikit, boleh pass ke rumah nan sinun...pahala tau buatkan mantan Bekfast jugak....



Reply

Use magic Report

 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 02:37 PM | Show all posts
maaanakautau replied at 15-2-2017 06:15 PM
Ayat puting taytek tetiba membengkak Kah Nee bling???? Relax ah...

eeeeeiiiiiii..........vongok ang
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 16-2-2017 02:55 PM | Show all posts
cmf_blingblings replied at 16-2-2017 02:37 PM
eeeeeiiiiiii..........vongok ang

Eleh hang Yang ngaku setiap kali nak datang bulan hang selalu buat ayat  ala ala sentap pastuh puting taytek mula membengkak......lani nak kaberline Kah??



Pagi tadi subuh jemaah kah atau 'subuh' dalam selimut Dua Dua??



Reply

Use magic Report

 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:19 PM | Show all posts
maaanakautau replied at 16-2-2017 02:55 PM
Eleh hang Yang ngaku setiap kali nak datang bulan hang selalu buat ayat  ala ala sentap pastuh put ...

KEBENDA HANG MEREPET NI???
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 16-2-2017 03:23 PM | Show all posts

Entah...it does not matter to me even kalau hang buat buat Tak paham.....



Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 16-2-2017 03:30 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Edited by Sasha at 16-2-2017 03:32 PM
cmf_blingblings replied at 16-2-2017 02:37 PM
eeeeeiiiiiii..........vongok ang


lately manak so bran. Statement mesti ada selit kopek, teytek ntah knpa skg ni dia jd gitu
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 16-2-2017 03:34 PM | Show all posts
Sasha replied at 16-2-2017 03:30 PM
lately manak so bran. Statement mesti ada selit kopek, teytek

Kalau nak suh manak behave cakap jerk ler...Tak payah kasi ayat kias fansuri camnee....

Mencik tau....



Ni cacha...manak nak Tanya......si mimik tuh Dah bercerai laki kah????

Sonyap jerk????
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 16-2-2017 03:39 PM | Show all posts
Sasha replied at 16-2-2017 03:30 PM
lately manak so bran. Statement mesti ada selit kopek, teytek  ntah knpa skg ni dia jd git ...

Eleh kanak kanak Ribena macam manak tengah baru nak sampai puberty age...camtuh ler...hang Nee pun...macam ler Tak biasa...



Reply

Use magic Report


ADVERTISEMENT


Post time 17-2-2017 05:09 AM | Show all posts
Tahjudddddddddddddd

Tahajudddddddddddddddd

solat itu lebih baik dari berselubungggggggggggggg

ROBINNNNNNNNNNNN! BLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SMMMMMMMMM SABU SABU( SEBU)...... and the rest


RIse and Shine..........

Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 17-2-2017 07:28 AM | Show all posts
maaanakautau replied at 17-2-2017 05:09 AM
Tahjudddddddddddddd

Tahajudddddddddddddddd

pukul 4 kami dah bangun tahajud...tak perlu nak kejutkan
Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 17-2-2017 11:16 AM | Show all posts
singlemum_4 replied at 17-2-2017 07:28 AM
pukul 4 kami dah bangun tahajud...tak perlu nak kejutkan

owwwww.......so cewiiiiiittttttt....



Cobbler join berjemaah sekali tak?????


Reply

Use magic Report

Post time 17-2-2017 12:16 PM | Show all posts
hang rasa robin ni jenis suka bejawab2 ckp ka manak?..menjawab persoalan hang kt tred lain2 tu..robin nk kata satu ja..hang jgn sebok bole tak..hehehe.

perut dh tua2 ni asik meragam ja..takle makan pedas dah..aduiii krak krok je manjang..tak bestla hidup pedas takle makan mcm dulu.

jgn lupa solat jemahat hang manak..bagi speech kt warga fd kemain..life sndirk tu jga la leklok..terutama keluarga dan org tersayang. biarlah apa kata mereka..jagalah perhubungan kamu denga mereka sebaiknya.

pesanan utk hari yg berokah ini..

Rasulullah SAW bersabda :

“Jaminlah bagiku enam hal, nescaya aku jamin syurga bagi kalian; jujurlah dalam berbicara, tepatilah apabila berjanji, tunaikanlah amanah yang diberikan kepadamu, jagalah kemaluanmu, tahanlah pandanganmu, dan tahanlah tanganmu dari berbuat dosa  (HR Ahmad, Al Baihaqi, Al Hakim, Ibnu Hibban )

wsalam..
Reply

Use magic Report

You have to log in before you can reply Login | Register

Points Rules

 

ADVERTISEMENT


Forum Hot Topic

 

ADVERTISEMENT


 


ADVERTISEMENT
Follow Us

ADVERTISEMENT


Mobile|Archiver|Mobile*default|About Us|CariDotMy

3-12-2024 05:09 PM GMT+8 , Processed in 0.299935 second(s), 26 queries , Gzip On, Redis On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

Quick Reply To Top Return to the list