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Post time 24-6-2006 08:13 PM | Show all posts
Apa Yang Akan Ditanya:

Dalam sehari ada 24 jam.? Dalam sejam manusia bernafas sebanyak 4320 kali. Dalam setiap kali bernafas Allah akan tanya dua perkara semasa nafas keluar dan masuk. Pertanyaan itu ialah, "Apa perbuatan yang kita lakukan semasa nafas itu keluar dan masuk ?
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Post time 24-6-2006 08:14 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by iansuryani at 24-6-2006 08:12 PM
Air Mata Nabi Adam

Tahukah saudara semenjak Nabi Adam terkeluar dari syurga akibat tipu daya
iblis, beliau menangis selama 300 tahun. Nabi Adam tidak mengangkat
kepalanya ke langit kerana terl ...

sedap macam mana agaknya ciptaan Allah?..

air mata aku masin.. kes banyak dosa :malu:
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Post time 24-6-2006 08:16 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 24-6-2006 08:14 PM

sedap macam mana agaknya ciptaan Allah?..

air mata aku masin.. kes banyak dosa :malu:


bkn lah... tu tanda kak b kuat garam~~~
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Post time 24-6-2006 08:18 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by guvnor at 24-6-2006 08:16 PM


bkn lah... tu tanda kak b kuat garam~~~

salah~

aku tak minat benda masin.. :ikan masin.. kicap masin.. buah masin.. potato chips.. not my feveret
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Post time 24-6-2006 08:20 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 24-6-2006 08:18 PM

salah~

aku tak minat benda masin.. :ikan masin.. kicap masin.. buah masin.. potato chips.. not my feveret


garam murah lah... taik idong masin punya orang~~~
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Post time 24-6-2006 08:27 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by guvnor at 24-6-2006 08:20 PM


garam murah lah... taik idong masin punya orang~~~


lol kurang asam betul
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Post time 24-6-2006 08:29 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by guvnor at 24-6-2006 08:20 PM


garam murah lah... taik idong masin punya orang~~~

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Post time 25-6-2006 06:04 PM | Show all posts
taik idong punyer hal.

last week gi tampines polyclinic.
kat pharmacy nak collect medicine. aku nak buat payment, sekali ternampak cashier ni tgh korek idong, then dia terus ambik duit aku, print invoice, kasi pada aku.
aku punyer lah geli nak pegang itu invoice, ntah2 taik idong dia termelekat kat invoice aku tu.  yucksssssss. tapi apa bole buat....
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Post time 25-6-2006 06:08 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mutusamy at 25-6-2006 06:04 PM
taik idong punyer hal.

last week gi tampines polyclinic.
kat pharmacy nak collect medicine. aku nak buat payment, sekali ternampak cashier ni tgh korek idong, then dia terus ambik duit aku, pri ...



hehehehe

tapi kalo kita tegur, nanti cashier tu malu lak ekekeke
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Post time 25-6-2006 07:28 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mutusamy at 25-6-2006 06:04 PM
taik idong punyer hal.

last week gi tampines polyclinic.
kat pharmacy nak collect medicine. aku nak buat payment, sekali ternampak cashier ni tgh korek idong, then dia terus ambik duit aku, pri ...


mutusamy ape kes gi tampines polyklinik??? kasi kluar batu ka???
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Post time 26-6-2006 12:08 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mutusamy at 25-6-2006 06:04 PM
taik idong punyer hal.

last week gi tampines polyclinic.
kat pharmacy nak collect medicine. aku nak buat payment, sekali ternampak cashier ni tgh korek idong, then dia terus ambik duit aku, pri ...

eeiii so disgusting...:kant:
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Post time 29-6-2006 09:07 PM | Show all posts
aku ambik dari CI.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSySqsxpl84


cepat tengok b4 kena censored lagik...  budak2 sekolah pompuan melayu kat msia gaduh

tu hari ah lian spore pukul2 kat tangga, ni budak melayu lak ekekeke, tapi ni tak brutal la saja2 je kot
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Post time 29-6-2006 09:55 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 29-6-2006 09:07 PM
aku ambik dari CI.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSySqsxpl84


cepat tengok b4 kena censored lagik...  budak2 sekolah pompuan melayu kat msia gaduh

tu hari ah lian spore pukul2 kat tangg ...
ada lagi yg best.. anak datuk mati kat pub... masa rebah kawan semua lari... kawan happy hour aje
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Post time 29-6-2006 10:08 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 29-6-2006 09:55 PM
ada lagi yg best.. anak datuk mati kat pub... masa rebah kawan semua lari... kawan happy hour aje




hehehehe nampak sah nak kikis duit mamat VIP tu....dia mati abis la duit, so blah sua.....
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Post time 29-6-2006 11:12 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 29-6-2006 10:08 PM




hehehehe nampak sah nak kikis duit mamat VIP tu....dia mati abis la duit, so blah sua.....
tapi aib seh.. mati kat pub..

nauzubillah
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Post time 29-6-2006 11:23 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 29-6-2006 11:12 PM
tapi aib seh.. mati kat pub..

nauzubillah



bila ah? baru ke? ada video eh?
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Post time 29-6-2006 11:33 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by deaf4ever at 29-6-2006 11:23 PM



bila ah? baru ke? ada video eh?
malam senin yg lalu.... video takde lah.. kalau ada mungkin nampak izrael sekali...
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Post time 30-6-2006 02:33 PM | Show all posts
YOUR AGE WITH CHOCOLATES

DO NOT GO STRAIGHT TO THE END ...
It will only take a minute
Do the maths as you read the instructions
Don? read the end until you have done all the calculations
I promise it is not a waste of time, you will find this amusing.




1. How many times a week do you fancy eating chocolate?
(Choose between 1 and 9)



2. Multiply that number by 2



3. Add 5



4. Multiply by 50 ? go on, get that calculator out!



5. If you have had your birthday in 2006, add 1756. If your birthday is still to come, add 1755.




6 Now take away the year you were born.




You should have a three digit number. The first is the number of time you fancy eating chocolate in a week.

The other two digits are ...   


YOUR AGE!!!
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Post time 30-6-2006 09:09 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by gadis_aries at 30-6-2006 02:33 PM
YOUR AGE WITH CHOCOLATES

DO NOT GO STRAIGHT TO THE END ...
It will only take a minute
Do the maths as you read the instructions
Don? read the end until you have done all the calculations
I p ...
kalau tak makan coklat macam mana nak participate?.. tukar telur boleh eh..
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Post time 1-7-2006 01:34 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Browneyes at 30-6-2006 09:09 PM
kalau tak makan coklat macam mana nak participate?.. tukar telur boleh eh..


telor pindang tak pakai okies~~~
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