|
Kalau orang Kelantan sebut Permatang Pelam apa ye ?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
morning kek... dini... niy....
page mendap lagi lah |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tahun ni ada bonus tak untuk kakitangan kerajaan ?
Kesian diorang tahun lepas tak dapat bonus
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Betul ke awex nak kawin bulan 10 ni ?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
sxam dah balik Ganu ke dino ?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lama tak nampak MOD adik_nazgul
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Keluar pun page
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
oh tidak... here we go again
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hik hik hik |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456, 012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
hak hak hak |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lagi 2 minggu ni puasa
Rasa macam nak gastrik je
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Brilliant Photo...
Photo by Rich Legg
From the site: What you are seeing is a capture of a lightbulb in the process of burning out. To create the shot, my friend Harley and I removed the glass enclosure of a standard household lightbulb (while leaving the innards intact) and powered it up in a pitch black room. The result was an immediate burn-out, which we were all too ready to photograph. The red hue on the smoke was added in post-processing... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nanti bukak puasa ramai-ramai nak tak ?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tahun ni kena beli baju melayu baru la
Dah 3 tahun tak tukar
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|