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Tahun ni nak ganti duit raya dengan gula-gula boleh tak ?
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mcm mana nak borak ni
asyik mendap jer :@ |
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Tahun ni first time pose kat tempat keja baru
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How to tell the sex of a bird...
Guess which bird in the picture is male and which one is female?
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Tahun ni sxam bawak dino balik ke untuk kenalkan dengan famili ?
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Reply #600 chekshu's post
aku mmg saje cari yang tak gerak2 laaa
kang buang karang je aku paste
tapi page mendap
kunun2 tu pemberi semangat laa pada server agar cepat sembuh
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Syd kat Shah Alam kan ? Dekat tak rumah Pak Zain ?
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red mesti dah busy buat kuih raya dah ni
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Blonde Joke...
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!" The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352." This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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kalu aku keje gomen ok tak?
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niy, nanti ada buat ke majlis berbuka puasa Mawi FC ?
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apasal tak ada sesapa nak tolong baiki benang ni?
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abe admin janji
nak nikahkan dini ngan abe ice
kalau janji tertunai
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apasal tak ada sesapa nak tolong baiki benang ni?
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abg ice tu mesti kata ada gastrik bulan pose nanti
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Edna and Walt are a little unhinged...
Walt and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Walt suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of
the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Walt out.
When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act,
she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good
news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.
The bad news is that Walt, the patient you saved, hung himself in
his bathroom with the belt of his robe right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead!"
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"
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nak puasa dah kan?
buka dalam kelas je |
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chekshu dah beli ke baju raya anak-anak ?
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