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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Paling Cepat Ko Worang Boleh Bersiap...

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Post time 30-4-2014 01:59 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 30-4-2014 08:37 AM
Tak mata buang tak...?

basih muka tahi mata sumer tak masuk laaa
itu mesti laa buat dulu
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Post time 30-4-2014 08:33 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 30-4-2014 08:36 AM
Patotlah eksyeng jer... Tapi ko pong mandi sekali seminggu jer kan...? Takde masalah lar gitu. ...

apa plak sebulan sekali ler
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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 02:23 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

encikWawad posted on 30-4-2014 09:59 AM
apa leh buat - mrs Right kan - so always right la gitu



Ko mrs right dan ko plak mr wrong... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 02:24 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

eddlisa_uyuk posted on 30-4-2014 01:59 PM
basih muka tahi mata sumer tak masuk laaa
itu mesti laa buat dulu



Manalah tahu kekot ada hari yang terlupa sebab nak cepat... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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 Author| Post time 3-5-2014 02:25 AM | Show all posts

Ek!

dahliateck posted on 30-4-2014 08:33 PM
apa plak sebulan sekali ler



Salah ke...? Takkang lar ko mandi 3 bulang sekali ni...?


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Post time 3-5-2014 04:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 02:25 AM
Salah ke...? Takkang lar ko mandi 3 bulang sekali ni...?



Org ckp setahun sekali, tu pun terpaksa sebab hujan xde payung hehehe
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Post time 4-5-2014 04:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 3-5-2014 02:23 AM
Ko mrs right dan ko plak mr wrong... Heh! Heh! Heh!



Apa leh buat suraran takdirrr
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 Author| Post time 5-5-2014 12:40 PM | Show all posts

Laaa...

dahliateck posted on 3-5-2014 04:07 AM
Org ckp setahun sekali, tu pun terpaksa sebab hujan xde payung hehehe



Wakpe sesusah pakai payong... Redah jer lar sesambel mandi...


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Post time 5-5-2014 10:41 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 5-5-2014 12:40 PM
Wakpe sesusah pakai payong... Redah jer lar sesambel mandi...

bestnya mandi hujan, dah tua ni segan kan, masa kecik2 asal hujan jer terus gi mandi

teringat insiden masa darjah 1, masa rehat tu ujan, pastu kita kan nakal gi mandi ujan abis lencun pinafore, pastu kelas agama, ustazah tu suruh kita buka pinafore tu, tinggal baju putih dlm tu jer, malunya kita, dak laki sume amik kesempatan ngintai, paling malu sekali masa tu la rasa, sampai nangis, igt lg muka ustazah tu sampai skrg, kejam betul
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 Author| Post time 6-5-2014 04:18 AM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

dahliateck posted on 5-5-2014 10:41 PM
bestnya mandi hujan, dah tua ni segan kan, masa kecik2 asal hujan jer terus gi mandi

teringat i ...



Aku pong memang suka bebenor men air hujang ni... Kalau hujang lelebat mesti kuar rumah pergi mandi... Wah... Bestnya... Kalau tak layan mandi pong aku memang biasa jer jah jalan secara selamba tengah hujang... Heh! Heh! Heh!

Malangnya kalau lebat sangat tu habes basah kuyup lar jawabnya sedangkang kita pakai pakaing kojer... Hah! Hah! Hah! Halal jer lar...


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Post time 6-5-2014 10:01 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 6-5-2014 04:18 AM
Aku pong memang suka bebenor men air hujang ni... Kalau hujang lelebat mesti kuar rumah pergi  ...

bestnya kan, lama x wat rasa cam nak wat tp segan, takut org gelak

tp jln selamba dlm hujan tu salu wat, konon2 control ayu padahal best woo mandi ujan

nape x prepare baju spare kat ofis da tau suka sgt main ujan
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 Author| Post time 7-5-2014 03:24 AM | Show all posts

Alaaa...

dahliateck posted on 6-5-2014 10:01 PM
bestnya kan, lama x wat rasa cam nak wat tp segan, takut org gelak

tp jln selamba dlm hujan  ...



Ingat aku ni rajin sangat ke nak siap baju spare hapa semata mata nak men hujang...? Laing lar kalau nak pergi mandi air terjun... Awal lagi aku dah siap baju untok pergi mandi kalau ada 'kelapangang' semasa kojer... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 7-5-2014 02:10 PM | Show all posts
kalau takat nak gie dekat2 jer x smp 5 minit leh bersiap
tp klu ajak ke umah org kawen ke apa secara mendadak
makanya 15 min diperlukan utk bersiap
sbb nak iron bj then mandi lg so 15 minit oklah tu
kira pantas dan tuntas gak
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Post time 8-5-2014 03:22 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 7-5-2014 03:24 AM
Ingat aku ni rajin sangat ke nak siap baju spare hapa semata mata nak men hujang...? Laing lar ...

kemain nak mandi air terjun plak, nasib xde yg dekat2 kan klu x asal ada kelapangan tgk2 ace dah terjun tiruk



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 Author| Post time 8-5-2014 03:31 PM | Show all posts

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fatehana posted on 7-5-2014 02:10 PM
kalau takat nak gie dekat2 jer x smp 5 minit leh bersiap
tp klu ajak ke umah org kawen ke apa secar ...



Betol ke ni 15 minit...? Cam tak caya jah... Mesti 30 minit ni... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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 Author| Post time 8-5-2014 03:33 PM | Show all posts

Hah! Hah! Hah!

dahliateck posted on 8-5-2014 03:22 AM
kemain nak mandi air terjun plak, nasib xde yg dekat2 kan klu x asal ada kelapangan tgk2 ace dah t ...



Hapa bleh buat... Mana tahang wei kalau tengok jer air terjun tu tak mandi... Kalau air laut pong rasa nak mandi inikang pulak air terjun... Lagi lar tak tahang godaang nafsu tu... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 8-5-2014 03:35 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 8-5-2014 03:31 PM
Betol ke ni 15 minit...? Cam tak caya jah... Mesti 30 minit ni... Heh! Heh! Heh!

mohteppp ko x caya aku leh bersiap sepantas kilat tu
dah aku bukannya make up2, pakai tudung pun bukan lilit sana sini
yg leceh adalah klu xde baju yg dah siap diiron
so klu emergency mmg main belasah ajelah pakai baju apa pun
cam hr tu gie kenduri kawen aku dtg dgn pakai jeans dan blouse sbb ms tu emergency
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 Author| Post time 10-5-2014 02:07 AM | Show all posts

Oh!

fatehana posted on 8-5-2014 03:35 PM
mohteppp ko x caya aku leh bersiap sepantas kilat tu
dah aku bukannya make up2, pakai tudung pun  ...



Baju dah siap iron yer...? Wokehlah... Aku caya... Aku caya... Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 11-5-2014 11:13 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 10-5-2014 02:07 AM
Baju dah siap iron yer...? Wokehlah... Aku caya... Aku caya... Heh! Heh! Heh!

ko ni suka pertikai kejujuran aku taw
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Post time 11-5-2014 07:17 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 8-5-2014 03:33 PM
Hapa bleh buat... Mana tahang wei kalau tengok jer air terjun tu tak mandi... Kalau air laut p ...

Kan best tol klu dpt mandi air terjun, lama sgt x gi mandi xde sape nk kita ajak gi, bosan tol xkan nk gi sesorang
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