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Edisi Lawak Kasar: Soffi Jikan Kena Troll Kantoi Sayur?

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Post time 12-5-2017 03:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sayur kailan ke tu? Nak masak kailan ikan masin ye
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Post time 12-5-2017 03:46 AM | Show all posts
Erk sayur jeruk
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Post time 12-5-2017 05:10 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Tunggulah sehari dua,  tengok ada tak kena jemput ke balai.  Kalau tak,  betullah dia kena troll....
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Post time 12-5-2017 07:51 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Adekah heols bekalkan bayam kering tersebut dlm wallet heols??
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Post time 12-5-2017 08:42 AM | Show all posts
Sebab aku karat Soffi Jikan, aku nak pura2 terkejut bleh?
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Post time 12-5-2017 09:23 AM | Show all posts
mati2 aku ingat dia jual sayur pas takde job...
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Post time 12-5-2017 09:26 AM | Show all posts
sayur ni masak apa sedap?
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Post time 12-5-2017 09:29 AM | Show all posts
missDollie replied at 11-5-2017 07:53 PM
Nape korang kata ganja je kot?

ganja ni klu kt oversea, byk je amik
nak2 time party ke stress
siap ade weed cupcake
tanam pn boleh sbb bkn dadah buatan
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Post time 12-5-2017 09:38 AM | Show all posts
RooneyMara replied at 12-5-2017 01:32 AM
X mudarat sgt n tak ketagih. Sbb tu ramai malaysian suka gi Amsterdam, nak try ganja la. N bila h ...

Betul ke RooneyMara xmudarat sangat? Kawan i, i tengok dia makin pelupa, sendiri cakap sendiri yg lupa seolah2 mmg dia xpernah cakap benda tu. Kalau xamik sayur tu dia xhappy, moody je, kalau dah ambik, automatik ceria tergelak2 happygolucky. Seolah2 bergantung pada sayur tu untuk ceria. Taktahu nak cakap apa suruh dia stop, macam takkan mungkin je, kesian..Baik orangnya..
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Post time 12-5-2017 10:16 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ayda89 replied at 12-5-2017 09:38 AM
Betul ke RooneyMara xmudarat sangat? Kawan i, i tengok dia makin pelupa, sendiri cakap sendiri yg  ...

Kalau constant use maybe mudarat. Tp kami pernah constant use 3 hari n takde la rasa ketagih. Just high after guna tu la.  Usually org yg mcm tu diaorg campur dgn something else. Not pure ganja. Byk org dia buka rokok atau amik rokok lipat tu n campur. Even in Amsterdam dekat luar  kedai dia ada sign and warning no cigarettes sbb taknak ada org yg mix which akan memudaratkan.
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Post time 12-5-2017 10:44 AM | Show all posts
RooneyMara replied at 12-5-2017 10:16 AM
Kalau constant use maybe mudarat. Tp kami pernah constant use 3 hari n takde la rasa ketagih. Just ...

Yes betul. Dia buka rokok pastu campur dgn sayur tu n then cincang2 sampai lumat, i tengok proses dia amik benda tu dari A sampai Z, sekali tu je i berani lepak rumah dia, kena cekup mati lah dengan i,i sekali ke dalam. Badan makin kurus, sedihlah la i tengok dia, berubah habis lepas putus cinta..
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Post time 12-5-2017 11:27 AM | Show all posts
tak pelik pun kalo dia ambik sayur ni,  ni kira ok jenis organik, kalo kaki stone jenis kimia berbahaya
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Post time 12-5-2017 11:33 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
RooneyMara replied at 12-5-2017 02:16 AM
Kalau constant use maybe mudarat. Tp kami pernah constant use 3 hari n takde la rasa ketagih. Just ...

Kalo high jadi camne chuols??  
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Post time 12-5-2017 12:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ayda89 replied at 12-5-2017 10:44 AM
Yes betul. Dia buka rokok pastu campur dgn sayur tu n then cincang2 sampai lumat, i tengok proses  ...

Alahai kesian nya org mcm ni. Mmg bahaya if mix babe. Boleh addict and maybe ada side effect lain. Kiteorg pun mula takut juga nak try, takut addict ke kan. Lepas tu borak2 ngan org kat hotel kiteorg stay dia la explain. N bila masuk kedai2 mmg ada warning sign pasal cigarettes
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Post time 12-5-2017 12:06 PM | Show all posts
tengok fizikal  mcm percaya je dia ni makan sayur
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Post time 12-5-2017 12:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
missDollie replied at 12-5-2017 11:33 AM
Kalo high jadi camne chuols??

Susah nak explain. Haha. Kepala rasa ringan je and mcm tenang je gitew. Mcm u ada dlm dunia u sendiri. Tp side effect paling pelik kan is I rasa mcm org keliling ckp kuat gila even though diaorg ckp biasa. Mcm bunyi tu amplify pula. Haha

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Post time 12-5-2017 01:25 PM | Show all posts
MyNameIsIris replied at 12-5-2017 01:01 AM
Ganja tu tak berat sangatlah.. dadah ringan-ringan gitu.

amboi uols. pernah isap sawi ke?
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Post time 12-5-2017 01:33 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sian dia hahaha
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Post time 12-5-2017 01:48 PM | Show all posts
akik replied at 12-5-2017 01:25 PM
amboi uols. pernah isap sawi ke?

hello uols... iols hisap rokok pun tak berani tau

bf halal duke ktm versi hensem i lah yang bagitauuuu
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Post time 12-5-2017 01:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sayur kering
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