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awat lah depa duk niaya sampai lagu tu |
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nak tergelak pulak  |
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hb cal lak .. duk tolong mengangkat masa nk & selps mandi
pastu kt kubur duk tolong org timbus tanah
pastu balik umah trus tidor kepenatan dgn tk mandinya
sib baik takde apa2  |
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klu pompuan penakut takde la heran
ni jantan penakut giler  |
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mlm yg dorang sampai kg dr klang trus balik umah mak dia
takde singgah umah cal .. mak dia cakap dia nk kencing
ajak bini temankan  |
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Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.
He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall outside the clinic. The next morning, when he went to his clinic, he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up. But he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to
the designer and took him to task.
"How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.
The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately. Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.
The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the name plate were written : PHYSIO
THE
RAPIST
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Penakut tahap gaban tu |
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兔 Rabbit
运势：属兔的人今年值太岁，命宫中吉星少而凶星多，运势反复且有诸多阻碍。事业上虽然可得到贵人的相助，但也会有小人相缠，给你增加了很多压力和烦恼，建议要积极努力进取，同时也要改善人际关系，才能使事业发展顺利。感情方面容易出现问题，主要的原因在于属兔人今年的情绪不佳，有时脾气难以控制，让对方难以忍受，使生活中的口舌争执让你感到异常疲惫。今年要时刻留意自己的健康状况，也要防止意外事故发生。财运容易有漏财现象，不宜进行高风险投资，以免发生钱财纠纷。
Fortune:
This is the Tai sui year for the rabbit, there is plenty of evil star and less lucky ones. You may encounter many obstacles this year in the things you do. You may have nobility that can lend a hand in your career but you will still be prone to possible pressure. You have to stay positive and strive to forge ahead, try as much as you can to improve your social skills to make future career. You will be very much prone to emotional problems, you will encounter many moodswings, hot temper and it is sometimes difficult to control. You may encounter many argument with others. This year, you should pay attention to your health, stay alert to prevent accidents. Wealth is bad, not suitable for high-risk investments in order to avoid money disputes. |
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事业：今年在工作方面，属兔的朋友会有许多压力，人际关系又不是很好，与上司或同事相处时难免会发生一些争执，所以应尽量改善人缘，做事低调，及注意本身的态度及言谈举止，才不会轻易得罪他人。工作过程中可得贵人相助，但仍会有不少阻碍，所以还需保持警惕戒备，切勿掉以轻心，而且做事宜循规蹈矩，以免出现偏差，影响任务进展。属兔人今年应时刻保持清醒的头脑，交友小心，尤其是要慎重选择工作伙伴。
Career:
This year at work, there is a lot of pressure for the rabbit, social relationships may not be too good when dealing with bosses and fellow colleagues, disputes may occur. You may need to put in extra effort to improve relations between people around you as well as keeping low profile on everything you got to do. Be mindful of your behaviour and on others to avoid offending anyone. You may meet some nobility, but possible obstacles is surrounding. Therefore you are to be vigilant and alert, do not take thing too lightly. You should also carry out tasks step by step to avoid unecessary problem that may affect the progress of the task. Rabbit people should be extra careful In everything you do this year, making new friends to be specific, especially a partner. |
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财运： 今年属兔朋友的财运非常不利，不仅钱财的进账不理想，而且容易有漏财的事情发生，以致出现入不敷出的财务危机，应避免不必要的花销，看紧钱袋，而且容易发生金钱纠纷，所以不要轻信他人，不要与人合伙做生意或是给朋友做担保人，都可能让你陷入难以解决的困境。做生意的朋友，今年也不是个利于投资的好年份，尽量控制投资欲。偏财运同样不可期待，投机或是赌博输多赢少，所以少赌为妙。
Wealth:
This is a very bad fortune year for the rabbit. Not only it is difficult for you to earn bucks, you may encounter money loss that may cause you to result in financial crisis. You should be more aware of your spending as well as being extra careful whe dealing with money. Do not rely on others, and avoid doing any business. You should be careful on any investment or being a guarantor is not advisable. As for those that are doing business, you may consider to stay low profile and avoid any big investment. Strong advise to avoid stock investment or any form of gambling |
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感情：桃花较弱，无论是已婚或未婚的朋友，感情生活都不会很顺利。单身朋友不要期待太高，即使出现桃花也大多数是没有结果的，因此不要强求。由于属兔朋友今年的情绪差，脾气又暴躁，有伴侣的朋友很容易与恋人出现口舌及矛盾，需谨慎防备及处理，主动关心包容对方，多些沟通，维持这段难得的感情，一旦婚姻或者恋爱亮起红灯，就后悔莫及。尤其对已婚的朋友，还不断有小人出现破坏夫妻感情，更需小心处理。
Love:
Love luck is weak, regardless whether you are single or married. Singles do not expect too much, even if there is chances of meeting people, most of it will not meet a good result. As the mood for the rabbit is poor, stormy moods and hot temper, you may find that there is a lot of arguments and dispites between the attached. Try to take the initiative and accommodating each other, make effort for more communication. If there is any breakup due to unnecessary fight, you will regret. There will also be many villains that intrudes into your relatioship |
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健康：今年有健康方面的凶星出现，以致健康状况比较差，除了有肠胃的问题，还容易发生意外血光。应养成良好的饮食习惯，定时定量吃饭，也不要吃生冷食物。而且手脚容易受伤，要留意金属利器，尽量远离。心情不好的时候尽量避免外出，如不可避免的需要驾车出行，一定要遵守交通规则，注意安全，也要防因一时的情绪失控与人发生争执，给自己招惹不必要的麻烦，遇到打架斗殴等事情也不要围观。
Health:
This year health is not pleasant as there is an evil star in it. Health for the rabbit will be relatively poor, pay extra attention on the gastrointestinal problems, you are also prone to Xueguang. You should develop good eating habits, have healthy meal and eat on time. You will also be prone to limbs injury, be careful when handling metal tool, stay as far away as you can. When you are not in a good mood, you should avoid going out, such as the inevitable need to drive or travel. Pay attention to safety this year, avoid situation that may triggers your emotion and provoke unnecessary trouble. |
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正月：（庚寅）4/2/11—5/3/11
属兔朋友在兔年的第一个月，运势并不顺畅，事业财运均没有进展，工作上将会有不少阻滞，千万不可轻举妄动，必须保持低调，稳守岗位，静待时机，另外同事间的是是非非也不要参与。财运欠佳，难以聚财，更不宜投资创业，新春赌博只宜小注怡情，大赌必输。健康方面也不理想，除了要注意保养，加强锻炼，还要慎防有意外的血光。感情生活还算美满，一个浪漫的烛光晚餐就能成为提升感情的良方。
First Month:
The first month of the year, fortune not too smooth for the rabbit. There seem to have no progress in the cause of wealth. You will meet many obstacles therefore you should not act rashly. Ensure that you keep a low profile, be patient and wait for opportunity. Avoid any disagreement among colleagues and do not get involve with gossips. Wealth is weak for this month, therefore avoid gambling. Health is not satisfactory, be mindful and do exercises, but also guard against accidents of Xueguang. Love life is happy, a romantic candlelight dinner can become a good way to enhance feelings. |
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cal dh jd penilik....... |
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二月：（辛卯）6/3/11—4/4/11
本月运势依然低迷，工作方面仍会有诸多纷争，明争暗斗，遇到不顺心的事情，切勿以硬碰硬，而且低调行事，才不会成为小人陷害的对象。收入还算稳定，但钱财积累还是起伏不定，所以不可投资，否则会有漏财的现象。感情进展不算大好时机，与心仪的异性可以从普通朋友做起，谈婚论嫁还为时尚早，多点沟通才能增进彼此感情。健康方面比较上月有很大的改善，最好保持足够的休息时间，就不会出现太大的问题。
2nd month:
Fortune this month remains unwell, there seem to be many disputes In your work, struggles, and experiencing something goes wrong. Advise that you should be low key and stay away of villains thay may get you into a framed object. Income is fairly stable, the accumulation of money or the ups and downs, you should not make any investment. Relationship with love one is weak. You can start to make friends but not move into a relatioship yet. Marriage is not a good time. Health has greatly improved compared to last month, it is best suggest that you keep enough time to rest, it will not be much of a problem. |
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三月：（壬辰）5/4/11—5/5/11
运势稍有起色，尤其事业发展春风得意，工作方面得心应手，做事事半功倍，而且会有无心插柳柳成荫的意外收获，但此时切忌别得意忘形而盛气凌人，以免招人妒忌而节外生枝。财运不错，可以做适当的投资，只要全心投入，就可以获得回报，但在获利的同时，也要懂得理财，合理安排好资金用途，才能有更大的发展。健康方面由于抵抗力下降，要注意内脏肠胃的保养，另外也要注意安全，小心意外的发生。此月尽量避免探病或参加白事。
3rd month:
Fortune has a little improvement this month, especially in the career development, work seem to get done easier than before. You may encounter pleasant surprise, but you should still maintain low profile to avoid jealousy from others. Fortune is shining, you can move a little into investment and be mindful about it to attract good returns. You should understand the financial management and rational use of funds arrangements, can there be greater development. As your immune system is weak, you are advise to pay attention to your health especially on your gastrointestinal organs. Be careful with your safety and avoid attending any funeral. |
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四月：（癸巳）6/5/11—5/6/11
运势低沉，事业上会有一些麻烦的事发生，不如意的事接连而来，必须小心戒备，以免一败涂地，枉费之前付出的心血。本月将有不少额外开支，而且财运又不是很好，所以理财必须格外小心。健康易出问题，要有足够的睡眠休息，以免身心劳损而后患无穷，尤其要多注意身体有旧病复发的现象，身体稍有不适就要寻医。属兔人本月有意外的血光之灾，需注意驾车安全。感情方面甜蜜温馨，应备加珍惜彼此之间的感情。
4th month:
Fortune seem low this month, you will meet some problems at work, there seem a chain of unhappy issues. Therefore you shoyld be on your guard to avoid complete failure, wasting the effort expended before. This month there will be many additional expenses, and wealth is not very good, you should be aware of that. Health is weak, have enough sleep, rest and avoid physical and mental strain. The rabbit may encounter Xueguang this month, therefore ensure safety while driving. Love is sweet and you should cherish time with one another. |
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五月：（甲午）6/6/11—6/7/11
本月运势略有好转，凡事宜积极进取，工作事业方面只要勤勉努力，就能维持较好的发展。但应稳中求进，不要因为过于急进而招惹是非。如果能够协调好人际关系，工作中的进展就可以事半功倍。另外财运平平，切勿贪图钱财。异性缘佳，单身朋友容易与异性擦出火花，但已婚夫妇会因为一些突发状况而发生争执，要互相信任，感情才能长长久久。身体健康要注意预防疾病，防止病魔乘虚而入，必须戒吃生冷不洁食物。
5th month:
Fortune improve slightly this month, you have to work hard for your career, so as to maintain a achieve a good development. In order to seek progress, you should ensure good social skills and relationship. Do not act rashly and maintain a clear head. Wealth is average, do not be too greedy. Singles may get the chance to meet someone they like but married couples may encounter disputes over unexpected situation. You have to pay attention to your health, be careful with any diseases problem, avoid eating cold food. |
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六月：（乙未）7/7/11—7/8/11
工作中的困阻尚未完全消除，人事纷争也未完全平息下来，稍有处理不善，便很可能是非缠身，所以本月只要专心做好自己的事情就好，莫管别人的闲事。财运方面起伏不定，需小心检查账目，否则可能会出现麻烦，惹上财务纠纷。感情上会出现波折，要互相迁就对方，不要因为误解而产生纠纷。本月要小心金属的血光之灾，所以在使用利器时要加倍小心，以免被割伤，而且也要注意交通安全。
6th month:
Work is smooth this month, many problems from the previous months seem to be resolve. But with any possible mistake, things get fragile and you may seem to be pull into gossips and rumor. Do not get involve with others issue. Wealth is unstable. Be aware of your spending to avoid getting into any financial troubles. Emotional twists and turns occur, you should accommodate each other in love, have trust with each other and avoid any argument |
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