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Originally posted by ebok at 8-6-2006 11:33 AM
awatnya tak tepon oqang?????? :geram::geram:
Ekkkk???
jgn le mareee... nanti kena juai... :bodek::bodek:
Kota kalu balik kg, mmg jarang sesgt nak pegi A/S
Hari tu je... tetiba tergerak nak pi...
Nak jln berdua2an ngan hubby, pegang2 tangan... hahahahahahha
sebab anak2 tinggai kat umah mertua...
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Drama : Boboiku Sayang III
Babak : Ulat
Lokasi : Sebuah rumah teres di pinggir kota
Adegan : Makan nasi (malam)
(Biasalah, drama Melayu mesti ada adegan makan nasi)
Arahan : Baca dengan gaya dialog dalam drama Melayu kat TV tu
! Action !
Anak: Ayah, ulat sedap tak?
Ayah: Boboi... berapa kali ayah dah cakap, jangan tanya soalan yang bukan-bukan. Dah tu, makan nasi tu.
Emak: Isy abang ni, budak tu nak tahu, kan bagus kalau digalakkan.
Ayah: Ye lah, ye lah. Awak layan lah budak tu. (Ayah terus makan)
Emak: (Menjeling ke arah Ayah dan kemudian senyum ke arah Anak) Er.. kenapa Boboi tanya macam tu, sayang...?
Anak: Tadi Boboi ada nampak ulat kat celah sayur ayah tu. Ni, dah tak ada pulak.
(Muzik: kwang kwang kwang kwang...) |
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Pada 20 Julai 1969, Komandan Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong terkenal sebagai manusia pertama yang menjejakkan kakinya di bulan. Kata-kata pertamanya setelah menjejakkan kaki adalah; "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
Kata-kata tersebut disiarkan kepada jutaan penonton TV di seluruh bumi. Tetapi seketika sebelum dia kembali mendarat di bumi, dia membuat ucapan yang cukup misteri; "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky".
Pada saat itu orang-orang di NASA berpendapat ia hanya semacam sindiran halus kepada pesaing mereka iaitu angkasawan Soviet. Namun setelah disiasat tidak ada nama Gorsky pada angkasawan Amerika mahu pun Soviet. Bertahun-tahun setelah itu ternyata masih ramai masyarakat yang penasaran dan mempersoalkan erti kata Armstrong "Good luck Mr. Gorsky".
Setiap kali ditanyakan, Armstrong hanya tersenyum penuh makna.
Pada 5 Julai 1995 di Tampa Bay, Florida, pada wawancara seumpama pidato, seorang wartawan kembali mengajukan pertanyaan yang sudah berusia 26 tahun itu kepada Armstrong. Saat itulah, pada akhirnya Armstrong menjawab pertanyaan itu. Disebabkan Mr. Gorsky telah meningal dunia sehingga Armstrong merasa tidak menjadi masalah jika dia menjawab pertanyaan itu.
Cerita bermula di tahun 1938 ketika Armstrong masih kanak-kanak, ia sedang bermain bola dengan jirannya di halaman belakang rumah. Suatu ketika, temannya menendang bola terlalu kuat sehingga bola itu mendarat dihalaman sebuah rumah yang tidak jauh dari situ, dan berada betul-betul di bawah jendela bilik tidur. Sang empunya rumah adalah Mr dan Mrs Gorsky.
Ketika Armstrong kecil sedang merangkak mengambil bola tersebut. Dia mendengar jeritan Mrs. Gorsky sedang marah ke Mr. Gorsky. Dan jeritan itu yang membuat Armstrong yang masih kecil tidak boleh melupakannya seumur hidup.
"Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!" |
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ouch ...... :geram::geram: |
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Originally posted by eis_82 at 7-6-2006 04:59 PM
hehehehehe..... |
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Originally posted by jj at 10-6-2006 07:03 PM
 lol |
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Originally posted by alahai at 11-6-2006 01:24 PM
apa eiss..semua X ja...
tu maknanya kami ni masih bengong bab nak buh gambaq ni............ he he.....
ader sesaper nak tunjuk ajaq?? |
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Originally posted by eis_82 at 11-6-2006 01:52 PM
tu maknanya kami ni masih bengong bab nak buh gambaq ni............ he he.....
ader sesaper nak tunjuk ajaq??
dari emel yahoo ka?
kalau dari sana kena upload kat sini dulu...http://photobucket.com/ ( register dulu sana )
atau sini tak yah register sini..........http://imageshack.us/
[ Last edited by alahai at 11-6-2006 01:58 PM ] |
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Originally posted by alahai at 11-6-2006 01:56 PM
dari emel yahoo ka?
kalau dari sana kena upload kat sini dulu...http://photobucket.com/ ( register dulu sana )
atau sini tak yah register sini..........http://imageshack.us/
oooo...like that one ka????
thank you kak lahai....
satgi kami try..... |
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nama tempat pelik..
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Reply #153 alahai's post
di manakah tempat ini???
ni boleh masuk thread jom teka tempat apakah ini.... |
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Originally posted by alahai at 12-6-2006 07:18 AM
nama tempat pelik..
nie semua signbod yang menunjukkan alahai akan peknen lagi lepas nie...
wakakakakkakakakakaka
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===========================
A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.
Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")
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Just For A Smile...
Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with
a female roommate Vikki...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down
and wrote:
(This is cute) |
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Just For A Smile... (ctd)
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has
been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping
in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama.
Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother.... |
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Reply #158 Kota's post
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lol .....kantoi.... |
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Originally posted by Kota at 13-6-2006 09:55 AM
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has
been
missing ever since you were here f ...
aiseyman!!!! :pmuka: |
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Category: Negeri & Negara
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Post time 9-6-2006 09:03 AM
