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Post time 17-1-2008 10:09 AM | Show all posts
erm....biasanye berak x lame....klu lame pon sambil berpikir ler kot...

x suka duk dalam toilet lama2....
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:16 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nde at 17-1-2008 09:47 AM
sepai berrrrrrrrrrrrr sambil gosok gigi...
sekarang dah ada lak
orang berrrrrrrrrr   sambil mandi..


hebat berak smbil mandi.. ..
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:17 AM | Show all posts
heran aku cemana org leh baca buku dalam toilet.....abang ipar kino pun sama....kalo pepagi dia nak masuk toilet...dia kene ke belakang....bagi yg penting2 je masuk dulu...sebab dia lama....ni kalo kat umah arwah opah le sebab toilet 1....kalo kat umah tepen....lantak dia le kalo nak bertapa 2-3 jam pun sebab toilet manyak

paling sekejap kalo dia memerut....1/2 jam...tu paling sekejap la....
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:17 AM | Show all posts
rancak lu orang pepagi nie citer pasal berak erk.. ..

kang tengok hari jng plak ada mengadu tak lalu nk makan.. ..
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:20 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kinokuniya at 17-1-2008 10:17 AM
heran aku cemana org leh baca buku dalam toilet.....abang ipar kino pun sama....kalo pepagi dia nak masuk toilet...dia kene ke belakang....bagi yg penting2 je masuk dulu...sebab dia lama....ni ka ...


fuyyoooohhhh.. ..paling sekejap 1/2jam.. ..hebatttt.. ..

wa dng my hubby pon klu berak suka membaca.. ..arwah abah wa ada gak tego wa.. ..tak baik bawa ilmu masuk dlm toilet.. ..
lama jugak laaa wa buang habit membaca dlm toilet.. ..sekali dah kawen.. ..hubby pun sama jenis suka membaca sambil berak.. ..wa jadi terikut balik.. .... ..
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:21 AM | Show all posts

Reply #164 kinokuniya's post

kino.. ..klu jamban cangkung.. ..mau kremm kaki abg ipo lu.. ..
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:23 AM | Show all posts

Reply #166 unggas's post

bukan setakat kaki....tulang montot pun krem....wakakakakak nanti nak bangun berdiri tak leh....

memang dia masuk toilet lamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:25 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by falcon_9009 at 17-1-2008 12:08 AM
weiii!!! mana da!!! klu hp aku yg rege 1000 jatuh kat lam lobang jamban pon aku xkan amik...


klu wa amik wooooo.. ..sayang woooo.. ..hp mahalll tuhhhh.. ..dah amik wa cuci laaaa tangan dng sabun shokubutsu.. ..wangi dah harum jari jemari ku.. ..
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:27 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kinokuniya at 17-1-2008 10:23 AM
bukan setakat kaki....tulang montot pun krem....wakakakakak nanti nak bangun berdiri tak leh....

memang dia masuk toilet lamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


wa rasa yg jadi lama tue abg ipo lu nak betulkan balik kedudukan tulang montot.. ..

wa cukup tak suka jamban cangkung.. ..kebas kaki2.. ..klu g tandas awan or umah org plak wa jadi geli geleman dng jamban duduk.. ..
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:30 AM | Show all posts

Reply #169 unggas's post

ahahahhaha kino jenis susah membuang kalo tukar jamban....kecuali gi hotel....sebab nampak bersih kot...
kalo gi umah org ke...balik kampung ke (bukan umah parents,tu kira umah seniri)...outstation ke....alamatnya....sembelit la aku tak membuang...
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:30 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Prettylady at 17-1-2008 08:14 AM


baby yg first la... baru je kawin last year...


wahhhhh.. ..murah rezeki lu erk.. ..

wa dah 2thn nikah.. ..masih berdua lagik.. ..belum ada rezeki bertiga.. ..

tapi skrg dah bertiga laaaa.. ..coz wa amik anak angkat sorang.. ..

masih belum terlewat wa ucap taniah erk kat lu.. ..
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:36 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kinokuniya at 17-1-2008 10:30 AM ahahahhaha kino jenis susah membuang kalo tukar jamban....kecuali gi hotel....sebab nampak bersih kot...kalo gi umah org ke...balik kampung ke (bukan umah parents,tu kira umah seniri)...outstat ...


tue laaaaa pasal.. ..wa kalau g mana2 detol mesti ada dlm handbeg.. ..senang nak cuci kalu terdesak nak berak kat jamban duduk kat toilet awam.. ..detol memang wajib wa bawak.. ..

lagi satu bab berak nie wa ada masalah sket.. ..
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:36 AM | Show all posts

Reply #171 unggas's post

Posisi masa berak boleh mempengaruhi sistem peranakan kot....





















larikkkkkkkkkkkk.......
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:39 AM | Show all posts

Reply #172 unggas's post

waaaa ni dah kes dasat....ehehehehhe....

lagi satu paling tension kalo toilet hotel or toilet public yang takde air paip....idak le teman reti cemana nak buat kalo takde ayor....tu yg potong tu....

hehehehhehe....
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:40 AM | Show all posts
hehehe....macam2 tajuk ader...
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Reply #174 kinokuniya's post

tisuuuu.. ..tisuuuuu.. ..
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:41 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by asep at 17-1-2008 10:36 AM
Posisi masa berak boleh mempengaruhi sistem peranakan kot....





















larikkkkkkkkkkkk.......


.. ..lu memang nakallllll.. ..
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:44 AM | Show all posts

Reply #176 unggas's post

hadoi la....mau rabak dibuatnya....nak2 pulak kalo tisu tu keras kejung...isk...isk...takmo la pakai tisu....tak rela i
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 Author| Post time 17-1-2008 10:46 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by kinokuniya at 17-1-2008 10:44 AM
hadoi la....mau rabak dibuatnya....nak2 pulak kalo tisu tu keras kejung...isk...isk...takmo la pakai tisu....tak rela i


pengajaran di sini.. ..pastikan anda sentiasa membawa baby wipes.. ..
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Post time 17-1-2008 10:49 AM | Show all posts

Reply #179 unggas's post

eee....ahahahah tak sanggup....rasa tak bersih la....mau jugak ayor sebeledi....ahahahahhaha
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