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10 Things you will recognise if you’re dating a woman who hates tea and coffee

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Post time 1-2-2017 12:56 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Don't even talk about afternoon teas
Your family and friends think she's strange- No matter how long you've been together- they still think it's odd that when they ask her 'do you want a brew?' and she replies with 'I'll just have water, thanks.' They look at her like she's had a really misspent youth.
You've tried and tried to get her into the stuff- When you make a round of hot drinks or just one for yourself, you always ask if she wants one on the off chance she's changed her mind and now loves a good cuppa.
Coffee shops trips aren't all that easy- You know what you want before you enter the café, but she will survey the whole menu before making her choice. It's generally something weird concoction of fruit that takes ages to prepare- while your coffee waits- and gets cold.
You can't ever buy her a mug for a gift- The go-to present if you're stuck on Birthdays and Christmas- but you know that it'll be a total waste of money or used for something other than what it was designed for - like a pen holder. Sacrilege.
She's always ready to leave after dessert- You want to stay for a coffee when you go out for a meal but she just wants the bill and for you to save a fiver and drink something hot at home.
She won't even drink hot chocolate- You've accepted she doesn't like the taste of coffee or tea- but everyone loves a hot chocolate right? Not her. She likes cold drinks only.
You can't share in the joy of a good brew- That pleasure you get from the first taste of really good quality cup of coffee or tea is totally wasted on her. She's more interested if her squash has real fruit in it to care.
You miss out on tea and talk time- Because she doesn't flick on the kettle as she comes through the door, the concept of a brew and banter doesn't come under her radar.
She sees making a coffee or tea as a chore- Waiting for the kettle to boil, the bag to brew and stirring in the milk is too much hard work so she no longer asks you what you want to drink and just gives you whatever drink she's having. A glass of water is far less effort, you'll admit but it doesn't taste as good.
She'll never know the comfort of a hot drink on a cold day- You wonder how she makes it through winter without craving a warm mug between her fingers when it's freezing outdoors.
Tea for two- Is really an ocean of tea for you and a side serving of something else cold and wet for her.
Afternoon teas are an embarrassment- You go for the tea, she goes for the sandwiches and cakes- a good balance but the waiter/ress finds it unfathomable that she would pay to have an afternoon tea with a glass of the clear stuff.

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Post time 1-2-2017 08:15 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sapa yang tak suka coffee/tea tu??
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Post time 1-2-2017 08:41 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
dulu2 zmn bcinta..bla btandang rmh bf aku mak dia hidang kopi tp aku x mnum..dlm hati wat de hell hidang kopi.. ...dah 10 kali ke rmh baru dia perasan aku x mnum kopi dahla 3in1 lagi tu..pe ke jadah..siap buat muka pelik bla aku bagi tahu aku x mnum anak ke bapak segala kopi..
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Post time 1-2-2017 09:32 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
jiji85 replied at 1-2-2017 08:41 AM
dulu2 zmn bcinta..bla btandang rmh bf aku mak dia hidang kopi tp aku x mnum..dlm hati wat de hell hi ...

Masa tu takde request air lain ke?
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Post time 1-2-2017 10:41 AM | Show all posts
Sedap nya kopi banding tea.
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 Author| Post time 1-2-2017 12:32 PM | Show all posts
mungkin tea kopi dilihat minuman traditional (berperisa daun/bean), leceh kena rebus air, pakai mug, minum panas, minum sikit2, basuh mug, padahal jika haus terus buka peti ais/penapis air minum air kosong ja nak 200ml ka 500 ml ka. atau air kotak ka air bergas ka air berperisa buah2. setengah or lagi suka minum perisa buah2an original yg lebih enak spt lemon ka carrot ka tembikai ka nenas ka atau susu ka  yugourt ka sirap ka
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Post time 1-2-2017 06:26 PM | Show all posts
Sedapnya kalau dapat minum kopi atau tea yang berquality.  
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Post time 2-2-2017 12:42 AM | Show all posts
Chocolate prevails.
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Post time 2-2-2017 06:47 PM | Show all posts
well i suka chocolate ...coffee kalau terpaksa sangat  sangat , smokey gun powder  green tea is nice...
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Post time 5-2-2017 09:07 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Coffee addict
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Post time 7-2-2017 01:37 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bau coffee 3 in 1 sangat loya dan mual
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Post time 10-2-2017 10:13 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Samalah. Instant coffee bau dia boleh buat sakit kepala. Kopi kampung je yg boleh masuk. Tea pun kurang. Nak senang air kosong je lah.
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Post time 8-3-2021 08:22 PM | Show all posts
Thanks to the invitation to tea, I was finally able to confess my feelings to my beloved.
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Post time 20-7-2021 07:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ruginya tak minum kopi & teh. Kalau sedap, berbunga hati time minum.
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Post time 27-7-2021 08:52 AM | Show all posts
jiji85 replied at 1-2-2017 08:41 AM
dulu2 zmn bcinta..bla btandang rmh bf aku mak dia hidang kopi tp aku x mnum..dlm hati wat de hell hi ...

ya Tuhan 3 in 1 dihidangnya engkau? teruk
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Post time 27-7-2021 10:20 AM | Show all posts
i suka 2-2
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