How To Poison Your Mother-in-Law

enzo

A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.

Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappinessin the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do ! something about it. Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison
So that she could solve the problem once and for all.

Mr Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.

Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do".

Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs.

He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspects you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen".

Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.

Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treate d food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.

After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practised controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.

The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li chan! ged, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find.

Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.

Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.

One day, Li-Li came to see Mr Huang and asked for his help again. She said, "Dear Mr Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her".

Mr Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the l! ove which you gave to her".

HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return. God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.

Send this to your friends and spread the POWER OF LOVE. Remember, if you delete this mail nothing will happen. No one will die or fall sick. But... if you send it to others your may change their life. After alll you have got nothing to lose but a lot to gain.

arysa

never thought this thread would be here...

i thought it's on Joke n Humor board...

enzo

Kalau tak sesuai kat sini sila move kan.:victory:

rourouleya

ni emel berantai ke? padan la aku malih nk baca...

NURMIMIE

seb baik aku tak faham english sepatah habok..

blackmore

Originally posted by rourouleya at 9-9-2007 00:05
ni emel berantai ke? padan la aku malih nk baca...

...aku dont mind kalau dapat email berantai macam gini...suka aku baca citer2 yang bley aku amik iktibar daripadanya....selain daripada menghiburkan...banyak yang aku dapat pelajari daripada citer di atas tadi...thanks to enzo...

rourouleya

bukan xsuka baca.... cuma ending tu soh balas membalas.... tu yg malaih.....

lagipon penah baca dalam paper THE STAR.... good article doh...

melowais

wow... very2 good story and very good indirect advice..
aku ske citer ni.. leh amik iktibar..:pompom:

MamaIlya

A good story indeed, especially for those yg sentiasa ada probs with their in-laws. Perhaps this story can change the way they think of their parents-in-law...

norsha

There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return. God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.

I have to say Chinese ppl are really wise to realize that..

Banana

Originally posted by blackmore at 9-9-2007 12:16 AM
...aku dont mind kalau dapat email berantai macam gini...suka aku baca citer2 yang bley aku amik iktibar daripadanya....selain daripada menghiburkan...banyak yang aku dapat pelajari daripada cite ...

Aku setuju dgn balckmore apa salahnya buh kat board ni boleh gak jadikan pengajaran terharu aku 5 saat

suereen

hmmm, akan ku cuba ikutinya........
moga benda yg sama terjadi pdku......

OsHiN_hOnEy

HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return. God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.

Oshin pernah baca article nie dulu...very2 touching kan? dan sememang nya there is truth in the above quote....jika kita menyayangi orang lain....bagaimana orang itu benci dengan kita pun...insyaallah suatu hari nanti, dia akan belajar menyayangi kita....its the power of Love

cantthinkofany

tu la pasal...gua pernah terbaca satu ayat yang diberikan oleh sorang forumer...

apabila kita membenci seseorang pastikan terselit sedikit rasa kasih dan sayang...agar bila rasa kebencian itu musnah...sedikit rasa kasih dan sayang yang telah tersedia ada akan lebih mudah mekar dan berkembang...

apabila kita menyayangi seseorang...pastikan terselit sedikit rasa kebencian....agar kita tidak terlalu hanyut dan lalai dengan setiap perlakuan kita...kita akan lebih berhati-hati...dan juga mata kita tidak akan terlalu dikaburi oleh kepalsuan...dan perasaan benci itu juga menolong kita untuk melihat sedikit ketidaksempurnaan seseorang itu agar kita dapat terus membantunya untuk mempertingkatkan rasa kasih dan sayang kita padanya...

bloomwood

aku dah  pernah dapat emel ni..
disbbkan emel ni lah yg aku punye hubungan dgn mak mertua aku ok sampai la ni
kalau dulu aku asik la kecik ati je memanjang dgn dia..emel ni byk membuka mata hati ku..

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@Lily_Elizabeth_

Cik lily masuk sini sat

Lily_Elizabeth_

Sudah ada disini.

noor2

Lily_Elizabeth_ replied at 14-7-2023 11:35 AM
Sudah ada disini.

Cik lilyyy..mana dikau..kaka nk deleteeee

Lily_Elizabeth_

noor2 replied at 14-7-2023 11:36 AM
Okay..kat sini x de org

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