::MARKETING::

jlan

what i found in my email...interesting enuf..

Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
  He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
  That's Direct Marketing.

  Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
  One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
  at Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
  That's Advertising.

  Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
  He goes up to her and gets her telephone number.
  The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry
  me!"
  That's Telemarketing.

  Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
  He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and
  pours her a
  drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her
  bag after
  she drops it, offers her ride and then says:
  "By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
  That's Public Relations.

  Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
  The girl walks up to him and says:
  "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
  That's Brand Recognition.

  Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
  He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
  She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face.
  That's Customer Feedback.

  Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a
  party.
  He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
  And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
  That's Demand and Supply gap.

  Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
  He goes up to her and before he can say anything,
  another person comes and tells her:  "I'm rich. Will you
  marry me?"
  And she goes with him.
  That's competition eating into your market share.

  And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
  He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry
  me!"
  Rosmah arrives.
  That's restriction for entering new market.

AinFarisya

rindu lak syair kegemaran abe Maideen

i see camel walking walking
grazing grazing on the grass
my religion is same
with the camel