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JIZZZ... KLONG! KLONG! Bila Ada Jurujual Cuba Merapati Ko Worang...

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Post time 9-4-2014 10:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 9-4-2014 01:57 AM
Raso golisah hajo... Hah! Hah! Hah!



Class mate moy ada sorang camtu. Pkai tudang bgai. Tp hobinya copet duet org
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 Author| Post time 10-4-2014 02:11 AM | Show all posts

Oh!

moyas posted on 9-4-2014 10:45 PM
Class mate moy ada sorang camtu. Pkai tudang bgai. Tp hobinya copet duet org



Mana tahu...? Ko pong pernah jadi mangsa dia ke...?


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Post time 10-4-2014 12:33 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 10-4-2014 02:11 AM
Mana tahu...? Ko pong pernah jadi mangsa dia ke...?

pernah. tu yg kena psang perangkap. last2 kantoi. lg 1 dia ni. suker sgt g umah org kawen. time org bersanding. masa tu la dia masuk bilik kebas duit hantaran. mmg kuang ajo betol

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 Author| Post time 13-4-2014 02:34 AM | Show all posts

Oh!

moyas posted on 10-4-2014 12:33 PM
pernah. tu yg kena psang perangkap. last2 kantoi. lg 1 dia ni. suker sgt g umah org kawen. time or ...



Yang pergi mencuri rumah worang kaweng ni tektik biasa dah... Tapi kan memang boleh masok kategori kurang ajor lar tu camne pong... Aku rasa yang jenis camni kena tangkap masok jel pong tak heran ni...


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Post time 13-4-2014 08:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 13-4-2014 02:34 AM
Yang pergi mencuri rumah worang kaweng ni tektik biasa dah... Tapi kan memang boleh masok kate ...

Hobby cam ni mmg susa nk buang modace. Da jd darah daging. Pantang nmpak barang baik. Nk sauk jer kerjanya
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 Author| Post time 14-4-2014 02:02 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

moyas posted on 13-4-2014 08:31 AM
Hobby cam ni mmg susa nk buang modace. Da jd darah daging. Pantang nmpak barang baik. Nk sauk jer  ...



Kekadang tu cam kesiang pulak ngan worang yang dia mencuri tanpa dia sendiri sedari... Dan sedihnya bila dah sedar pong takde rasa bersalah... Kesiang tu sebab bagi makang anak cucu ngan hasil haram...


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Post time 14-4-2014 04:45 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 14-4-2014 02:02 AM
Kekadang tu cam kesiang pulak ngan worang yang dia mencuri tanpa dia sendiri sedari... Dan sed ...

Susa nk buang tebiat buruk camtu. Mungkin bole bwa kemati gaknya.
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 Author| Post time 15-4-2014 02:15 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

moyas posted on 14-4-2014 04:45 PM
Susa nk buang tebiat buruk camtu. Mungkin bole bwa kemati gaknya.



Majoritnya memang nampak gitu lar kalau Tuhan tak bagi hidayah... Dan dia takde rasa nak berubah...


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Post time 15-4-2014 10:53 AM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 15-4-2014 02:15 AM
Majoritnya memang nampak gitu lar kalau Tuhan tak bagi hidayah... Dan dia takde rasa nak berub ...

mmg sia2 jer hidop. klo sampai x dpt hidayah.
p/s : klo ada org dtg berjual brg2 dtg kt umah. biasanya apa yg modace buat?

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 Author| Post time 16-4-2014 01:19 AM | Show all posts

Hmmm...

moyas posted on 15-4-2014 10:53 AM
mmg sia2 jer hidop. klo sampai x dpt hidayah.
p/s : klo ada org dtg berjual brg2 dtg kt umah. bi ...



Tengok gak lar dulu barang yang dijual tu menarek ke tak... Jurujual tu comel ke tak... Dah kaweng ke belom... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 16-4-2014 12:05 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 16-4-2014 01:19 AM
Tengok gak lar dulu barang yang dijual tu menarek ke tak... Jurujual tu comel ke tak... Dah ka ...

ceh.. bole ker tanya da kawen ke belom kot2 dia dtg nk pukau caner?

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 Author| Post time 17-4-2014 12:57 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

moyas posted on 16-4-2014 12:05 PM
ceh.. bole ker tanya da kawen ke belom kot2 dia dtg nk pukau caner?



Tengok gak lar dia dulu camne kan...? Kalau dia cantek pukau jer lar... Aku rela... Hah! Hah! Hah!


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Post time 17-4-2014 07:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 17-4-2014 12:57 AM
Tengok gak lar dia dulu camne kan...? Kalau dia cantek pukau jer lar... Aku rela... Hah! Hah!  ...

Modace ni... memain plk. Kang dipukau x tinggal seurat benang baru taw
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 Author| Post time 23-4-2014 12:50 AM | Show all posts

Alaaa...

moyas posted on 17-4-2014 07:02 AM
Modace ni... memain plk. Kang dipukau x tinggal seurat benang baru taw



Hapa takot.. Ko pong tutop mata tu kan...? Heh! Heh! Heh!


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Post time 23-4-2014 10:38 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 23-4-2014 12:50 AM
Hapa takot.. Ko pong tutop mata tu kan...? Heh! Heh! Heh!



Moy totop mata. Tp celah2 fingers tu ada ruang ngintai taw. Haaa3
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 Author| Post time 24-4-2014 03:10 AM | Show all posts

Ceh!

moyas posted on 23-4-2014 10:38 PM
Moy totop mata. Tp celah2 fingers tu ada ruang ngintai taw. Haaa3



Tutop mata pong tak ikhlas ropanya... Nak sekodeng jugak lah tu...


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Post time 24-4-2014 12:45 PM | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 24-4-2014 03:10 AM
Tutop mata pong tak ikhlas ropanya... Nak sekodeng jugak lah tu...

rejeki jgn ditolak. keh3x

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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 01:18 AM | Show all posts

Ceh!

moyas posted on 24-4-2014 12:45 PM
rejeki jgn ditolak. keh3x



Cucok mata tu ngan garpu baru tau...!


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Post time 25-4-2014 01:47 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
AceHand posted on 25-4-2014 01:18 AM
Cucok mata tu ngan garpu baru tau...!



Mcam citer ibu mertua ku la mod ace ni. Bluekkk.
da g tdo sana
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 Author| Post time 25-4-2014 03:33 AM | Show all posts

Errr...

moyas posted on 25-4-2014 01:47 AM
Mcam citer ibu mertua ku la mod ace ni. Bluekkk.
da g tdo sana



Citer Labu Labi pong ada gak adegan cucuk mata ngan garpu tu kan...?


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