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Teka-teki untuk Cikgu

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Post time 23-9-2014 12:51 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Ada seorang budak sekolah darjah 5,memberi teka - teki kepada cikgu bahasa melayunya.

Pelajar: Cikgu pandai tak?

cikgu : mestilah pandai, kalau tak, tak jadi cikgu...

pelajar: emm kalo cikgu pandai, cikgu jawap teka-teki ni

Cikgu : ha, ape dia?

Pelajar : ulat gonggok berapa kaki?

Cikgu : emmm Kalo mengikut kajian 100 kaki. betul?

Pelajar : salah..

Cikgu : 99

pelajar : salah!

Cikgu : emm...da tu berapa kaki?

Pelajar : cikgu kan pandai, kalau tak mcm mana leh jadi cikgu...

pelajar itu mengenakan cikgunya, lalu cikgunya terdiam.. dan akhirnya dia menyerah..

Cikgu : ok kalau semua salah, apa jawapannya.?

Pelajar : jawapannya, tak sampai satu kaki pun, sebab ulat gonggok pendek je...hehehe

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Post time 23-9-2014 01:19 PM | Show all posts
Nak kena rotan budak ni.....
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Post time 23-9-2014 01:28 PM | Show all posts
hahaha...

boleh joint politik budak nie..
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Post time 23-9-2014 01:47 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha
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Post time 23-9-2014 02:09 PM | Show all posts
hahahaha....rasa nak besit jek babat budak tu
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Post time 23-9-2014 02:12 PM | Show all posts
loyer buruk!..
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Post time 23-9-2014 02:18 PM | Show all posts
Hahahahahha... Sian cikgu.
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Post time 23-9-2014 04:09 PM | Show all posts
teringat teka teki pasal kenapa ulat gonggok lambat sampai sekolah?
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Post time 23-9-2014 04:46 PM | Show all posts
bwahaha hangen cekgu tu
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Post time 23-9-2014 05:20 PM | Show all posts
Kalau pelajar lelaki cuba buka tengok dalam seluar ulat gonggoknya brapa kaki?
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Post time 24-9-2014 03:20 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Punca anak murid nak kena belasah dgn cikgu.
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Post time 24-9-2014 03:57 AM | Show all posts
mmg kene lempang bdk ni nnt..
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Post time 24-9-2014 09:38 AM | Show all posts
nakal betul.....
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Post time 24-9-2014 09:59 AM | Show all posts
mau kene gantung dak ni atas syiling
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Post time 24-9-2014 12:55 PM | Show all posts
DayangKirana posted on 23-9-2014 04:09 PM
teringat teka teki pasal kenapa ulat gonggok lambat sampai sekolah?

knp ya dayang?
jawapannya?
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Post time 24-9-2014 01:45 PM | Show all posts
iznanaziz posted on 24-9-2014 12:55 PM
knp ya dayang?
jawapannya?

sebab dia tak naik bas kot
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Post time 24-9-2014 02:17 PM | Show all posts
Nak kena letak ulat gonggok kat badan murid...... biar dia berkawan..

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Post time 24-9-2014 02:42 PM | Show all posts
iznanaziz posted on 24-9-2014 12:55 PM
knp ya dayang?
jawapannya?

dia lambat sebab banyak sangat kasut nak pakai...nak ikat tali kasut lagi..tu yang lambat tuh...  

Last edited by DayangKirana on 24-9-2014 02:43 PM

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Post time 24-9-2014 03:04 PM | Show all posts
DayangKirana posted on 24-9-2014 02:42 PM
dia lambat sebab banyak sangat kasut nak pakai...nak ikat tali kasut lagi..tu yang lambat tuh...   ...

hehehe...kelako
betul la, betul la.
mekasih
nanti saya nak bagi teka teki ni kat kawan


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