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Post time 19-5-2017 08:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Untuk yang masih hisap rokok, ini ada berita baik. Pagi tadi lepas kuliah subuh di masjid ada yang bertanya kepada ustaz.

Jemaah : Maaf ustaz saya nak tanya. Kalau di syurga ada rokok tak ye?

Ustaz : Ada.

Jemaah : Oooh, Alhamdulillaaaahh..  Lega betul hati saya rasanya dengar jawapan ustaz.

Ustaz : Tapi...

Jemaah : Tapi kenapa ustaz??

Ustaz : Tapi sayang. Di syurga tidak ada api. Jadi kalau nak pasang api rokok, kena jalan sikit.

Jemaah : Jalan ke mana ustaz?

Ustaz : Ke NERAKA!




  
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ustad fefeeling tuhan ka? tau tau je dalam syurga xde api ada rokok xde letrik
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