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Post time 21-4-2009 06:12 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
oang kata mak jan ni susah skit nak di ngorat..yerlaaaa once bitten twice shy gitu

jangan ingat depa mudah di amik kesempatan..looks can be deceiving haaa

so mari kita berkenalan ngan kawan kita bernick cik melahjanda....phewwwwwittt

cik melah..apakah ciri ciri lelaki yang cuma boleh kamu jadikan sebagai suami yang bahru?

adakah di tenaganya kaaa?

adakah di aaa kerissssssnya kaa?

pelis elaborate..tiang kayu!
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:16 PM | Show all posts
alah pak aji, kalau dah berkenan tu, terus terang saje lah. tak payah lah belok kiri belok kanan reverse lagi.
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:18 PM | Show all posts
gue takut, nanti melahjanda pack baju nak gi ozi tuh,

bang ajik lak yang lari lintang pukang..
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2009 06:18 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mclaren at 21-4-2009 18:16
alah pak aji, kalau dah berkenan tu, terus terang saje lah. tak payah lah belok kiri belok kanan reverse lagi.



helooooooowww.....aku kejo melah la..aku bukan kejo mekleren wokeh

aku kejo bukan pasai berkenan pun..aku tak berkenen kelabu asap laa wokeh..ni taste westerner tau

dia yang kenen aku..alaaaaaa aku sejak lom sunat awek dah beratur nak otograp ler ..ko ingat adaaaaa aku kisah?
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:21 PM | Show all posts


sy setuju...
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:23 PM | Show all posts

Reply #4 ajinomotonosuga's post

siapa kata aji kejar me. me pun tak ingin lah orang tua ni. ceh.

me maksudkan, terus terang je la kat kak melah. mana aji tahu kak melah tu kelam? maybe kulit mulus kemerahan macam sofia jane hisham tu? or persis diana danielle ke? entah2 lagi cerah drp linda jasmine?
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:25 PM | Show all posts
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satu lagi kisah percintaan tercipta...

dasyat betul penangan FD niee....
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:26 PM | Show all posts

Balas #2 mclaren\ catat

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Post time 21-4-2009 06:29 PM | Show all posts
abee ajikkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....

ko suka melah pulak yeeekkkk....mimik nie mana ko nak buang mana??
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:30 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by NURMIMIE at 21-4-2009 18:18
gue takut, nanti melahjanda pack baju nak gi ozi tuh,

bang ajik lak yang lari lintang pukang..


alaa....mimik
aji kejor yg lari lintang pukang
yg duk kejor dia tukk....sket pun dia tak heran, ada aku kisahhhh
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2009 06:30 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by mclaren at 21-4-2009 18:23
siapa kata aji kejar me. me pun tak ingin lah orang tua ni. ceh.

me maksudkan, terus terang je la kat kak melah. mana aji tahu kak melah tu kelam? maybe kulit mulus kemerahan macam sofia jane ...


amboi amboi amboiiiiiiii molot ko tuuuuuuu...eeeiii aku cilikan nanti baru ko tau haa...ko cakap aku tua yerr haa macik?

aku tau lah dia itam kelabu asap....ko apa tau? ko ingat aku cakap tak berasas ke ha?

eleh sopia jin..berlakun pun gedik2 jek cukup makan..lawo per dia? Setakat sepiah jin tu cik kak..mai sini aku letak kat kaunter supermarket jek..tu punnnnnnnnnnnnn dapat keje sebab kesian ok?

kalo aku bawak kawan omputih aku mai balik mesia pi astro ka tv3 tu ker..abiss laaa..abiss depa seme lain tu keje kutip derma jek
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:31 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by my-alja at 21-4-2009 18:29
abee ajikkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....

ko suka melah pulak yeeekkkk....mimik nie mana ko nak buang mana??


tak per alja..

the best women win kekdahnya..



hahaha.. ampun melahhhh!!
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:32 PM | Show all posts
saper melahjanda ni... salah sorang forumer kat sini ker?...itam putih seseorang tuh ada menjanjikan apa2 ker?...

tetiba pakcik tingat sajak nukilan budak aprica.. menang kat UN


When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:34 PM | Show all posts

Balas #13 pak_itam\ catat

alah .....i suka itam
jgn risau k...pak-itam
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:34 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by my-alja at 21-4-2009 18:34
alah .....i suka itam
jgn risau k...pak-itam



w/pun i coloured....
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 Author| Post time 21-4-2009 06:35 PM | Show all posts
mana melahhhhhhhhhh ni...ooooooooooooo melahhhh...dengarlah rintihan soang penagih niii aaa

mimik tu kejo penagihhh..silap2 dia tangkap aku kang..aaa melepas ko melah haaa

aku kan penagih cinta aaa..baik skit dari si jamal tuuu..bekas penagih dadah eeeeeeii tak kose..ai tak suke dadah2 tau aaa

ko takut ek melah..woiiiiiii anak pahang !!
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:35 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by pak_itam at 21-4-2009 18:32
saper melahjanda ni... salah sorang forumer kat sini ker?...itam putih seseorang tuh ada menjanjikan apa2 ker?...

tetiba pakcik tingat sajak nukilan budak aprica.. menang kat UN


When I bo ...


pak itam.. kabare?

tak nak carik penganti gak ker?

rugi dok sorang lama2 neh pak..
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:36 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by NURMIMIE at 21-4-2009 18:31


tak per alja..

the best women win kekdahnya..



hahaha.. ampun melahhhh!!



ampunnnnnn....aku vote for melah
no heart feeling k, mimik.....we are fren poreber
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:36 PM | Show all posts

Balas #13 pak_itam\ catat

hitam 2 menawan kan pak itam.....

yg penting hati budi di pandang org.... chewah....
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Post time 21-4-2009 06:40 PM | Show all posts
ini cerita kesinambungan kisah kingkind dengan shapesona ka
tapi wataknya berbeza
aduhh kenapa aku lurus sangat arrr
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