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Pak Pandir, Mak Andih dan Ikan Keli

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Post time 30-1-2013 05:25 PM | Show all posts |Read mode



Pada suatu hari Pak Pandir membeli beberapa ekor ikan keli di pasar borong di pekan.apabila pulang kerumah dia menyuruh Mak Andih menyiang ikan tersebut. ketika sedang menyiang...


Mak Andih: Oi bapaknya! Macam mana nak siang ikan ni? hidup lagi ni.

Pak Pandir: Apa yang susahnya tu mak andih?

Mak Andih: Nak ketuk kepala ikan sadis la pulak.

Pak Pandir: Tu pun nak dikecohkan. Maknya rendam saja ikan tu dalam air, Kasi lemas ikan tu.sekejap lagi mampos la tu.

Mak Andih: ???




p/s : rasa nak selam je kepala pak pandir dalam air
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Post time 30-1-2013 05:27 PM | Show all posts
pak pandir pak pandir huhuhu....
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Post time 30-1-2013 05:39 PM | Show all posts
Maka tak akn mati la ikan-ikan tu
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Post time 30-1-2013 05:47 PM | Show all posts
Bagus betul idea Pak Pandir...
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Post time 30-1-2013 05:54 PM | Show all posts
genius pak pandir ni.. hehe
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Post time 31-1-2013 03:16 PM | Show all posts
Pandai pak pandir mengajor mak andih... mmg x makan la jawapnya...
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Post time 25-9-2014 12:46 PM | Show all posts
aduhai depa laki bini
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Post time 25-9-2014 12:49 PM | Show all posts
Baik rendam dengan pak pandir sekali dalam air tu...
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Post time 25-9-2014 01:22 PM | Show all posts
hahaha..pandir sungguh..
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Post time 25-9-2014 03:09 PM | Show all posts
"kebijaksanaan" pak pandir ni tak ilang2 di telan zaman
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Post time 25-9-2014 03:22 PM | Show all posts
Dasar pak pandir betul....
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Post time 25-9-2014 04:17 PM | Show all posts
bendul betul pak pandir ni
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Post time 26-9-2014 07:21 AM | Show all posts
pandir betul..
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Post time 26-9-2014 07:48 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mak Andih : mari sini saya rendam kan pak pakdir dgn ikan keli. Tgk sape mati dulu.
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Post time 26-9-2014 09:22 AM | Show all posts
Kebijaksanaan pak pandir tiada tolok bandingannya.
pak pandir wajar menang nobel prize.
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Post time 26-9-2014 09:52 AM | Show all posts
penat la nk tgg ikan keli tu mati..
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Post time 26-9-2014 11:09 AM | Show all posts
pak pandir... pak pandir...
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Post time 26-9-2014 08:19 PM | Show all posts
suke hati ko lah  pk pandir~~
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Post time 27-9-2014 03:17 AM | Show all posts
hahaha..

bodoh tak suda
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Post time 2-10-2014 05:26 PM | Show all posts
dasar pak pandir
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