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Hawk's Corner - Jokes and Romantic Stories n Quotations
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Reply #658 TheHawk's post
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Reply #660 TheHawk's post
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The Blonde and the Deodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the
pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,
a little bemused, explains to the woman that they
don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and
never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she
has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular
basis, and would like some more. "I''m sorry," says
the pharmacist, "we don''t have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is
just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and
reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up
bottom."
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This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric,
which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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Category: Negeri & Negara
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Post time 6-8-2008 02:03 PM
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