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Author: AnBulisia

Pondok Pondok versi merkkkk

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Post time 7-5-2009 02:32 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by AnBulisia at 7-5-2009 14:22



BGP : sempat datang buat CPR kat KG, eventually KG kembali sihat dan hidup aman selama lamanya...



bijan : ate BGP nye pun....nape idak dipanggil bijan ni haaa...bijan punya cpr sekali hembus je terus bangun si KG tu


p/s : mana tak terus bangun bijan baru lepeh makan petai....
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 Author| Post time 7-5-2009 02:32 PM | Show all posts

Reply #160 ainafi's post

merkkk ni dah 4 bulan ngendung perut ni ha, ate..bila nak keluornya.... penat dah ni..rase nak teghoyak je....
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Post time 7-5-2009 02:36 PM | Show all posts

Balas #162 AnBulisia\ catat

Bijan : ishhh kome ni BGP...ate teruk beno busung perut ni haaa kena sumpah seranah ke kamu ni BGP...kalo ibu2 ngandung 4 bulan boleh shopping2 bagai lagi BGP oiiii....ni kamu 4 bulan udah rupa org nak nunggu hari je....moh sini bijan tolong nengokkan perut kamu ni...busung ke ngandung...
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Post time 7-5-2009 02:38 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by new_mum at 7-5-2009 08:36
Anggun:Mike kene tukor jawatan la. Takat nak nyunat berape kerat je yang ade.   Tu pun mike kene cari yg betul2 ori. Kat sini banyak yg dah operate.   Ce mari join teman juai kain ni. Masyuk pun masyukkkkk..... Ade stok baru ni. Nak tengok ke?

tok mudim : ish...tu le mike tak tau...teman ni bukan nyunat bebudak kg je, teman nyunat bebudak satu dunia...teman siap ada company lagi...nama company teman Mencantas Sepantas Kilat Sdn Bhd....   cawangan terbaru akan dibuka di Jawa Timur...tu yang teman ajak OGI keje pat taim ngan teman...
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Post time 7-5-2009 02:43 PM | Show all posts
dah mati mane leh idup balik
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Post time 7-5-2009 02:47 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nde at 7-5-2009 09:08
jlo: tok mudim.....batang pisang blkg romah aku dah tumbang tu ko punya kerja ke?
kl nak wat lapik pun amik la dr kebun ko sendirik.......:@

tok mudim : adeh la...sori...terpaksa amik mike punya...teman punya pokok pisang dah abis ditebang bebudak kg...deme sengaja sabotaj...deme nak lengahkan upacara penyunatan...
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Reply #165 adnilsa's post

sempat CPR, merkk kan ker bapak yang proaktif lagi penyayang....
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Post time 7-5-2009 02:53 PM | Show all posts
TMNet: Hari neh Pak Mat cuti, warong tutop.....kalo uols nak bertenet jua, sila pegi kg sebelah hoccayyy....yg benar Pak Mat Warung Berinternet...
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Post time 7-5-2009 02:58 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by new_mum at 7-5-2009 10:54
Anggun : Lembu sapeeee? Itu kan ke lembu yang die beli utk kenuri hari tu? Nape x semelih? Tak cukup umor gamaknye.... Ade ke bele lembu tengah laman..... Hiiissss..........Tak pernah buat dek orang.

tok mudim : laaa...nape tak bagitau ada lembu nak disembelih...pisau teman ni serbaguna...
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:01 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ainafi at 7-5-2009 14:07



ate yg lelaki je la aku bg kat ko takkan yg pompuan pun ko nat sunatkan.....kalo yg lelaki tu nak sunat kat aku, aku pancung je...ate kalo dah ada tok mudim kat pondok2 kita ni aku anto kat kamu je la ye...usah la kamu riso komeng oiiii.........

tok mudim : uih...yang pompuan memang teman rijek...nanti batei air wuduk teman...
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:08 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by nde at 7-5-2009 14:26
JLO: fuh....alhamdulillah KG selamat...terer apaknya wat cpr..tahniah

tok mudim : teman pun tengah sesak napes ni...    ada sesape nak tulun buat cpr...
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:12 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by asep at 7-5-2009 14:53
TMNet: Hari neh Pak Mat cuti, warong tutop.....kalo uols nak bertenet jua, sila pegi kg sebelah hoccayyy....yg benar Pak Mat Warung Berinternet...

tok mudim : adeh la...udah cuti le pulak...teman baru nak check websait, kot2 ada kastemer nak onlain buking...
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:18 PM | Show all posts

Reply #167 AnBulisia's post

KG : time kasih pak...mmg sangat berkaliber bapak ni...tp saya dah xmampu bertahan...lagipun bapak ade ramai lg anak2 yg lain (nyawa2 ikan dah.....akhirnya mati)
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:25 PM | Show all posts

Balas #173 adnilsa\ catat

BiJan : awatnye KG ni nak mati aje ni...udoh pikio habih2 ke ni...meh sini BiJan tolong nengokkan atenye sape yg udoh boh racun dalam perut mike ni...usoh le mati lagi...kejap je ye moh sini teman ngecek....

[ Last edited by  ainafi at 7-5-2009 15:27 ]
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:42 PM | Show all posts
JLO : apa la punya famili.....tentu ada sesuatu tersembunyi nih sampai anaknya tak hingin idup lg...hmmmmmmmmm
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:43 PM | Show all posts
psstt...ainafi...ko watak apa?
aku maleh nyelak belakang ngecek
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Post time 7-5-2009 03:55 PM | Show all posts
psttt..kak nde..teman ni BiJan....bidan kampung a.k.a bidan kerajaan.....

p/s : takde kena mengena ngan bijan (najib) pm kita tu....  psttt...slow2 sikit kak nde..kang bijan pm dengo habih di C4 nye teman ni...
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Post time 7-5-2009 05:37 PM | Show all posts
ooo...okeh okeh
esok2 aku panggil ko dtg ngurut kat romah....belikat aku sakit beno nih
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Post time 7-5-2009 07:04 PM | Show all posts

Balas #178 nde\ catat

elok bebeno le kak....meh teman narik belikat yg tenggelam tu...tapi pastikan bahagian belakang akak tak ditutup walau seurat benang ye....senang nak mencari belikat kekdahnye...
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