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Post time 15-8-2014 12:58 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Hari tu adik aku kena langgar kereta, Cepat-cepat bawa gi hospital . Doktor kata adik dah mati tapi bila aku lawat dia di bilik mayat, dia terus bangun!

Aku beritahu doktor, doktor pun terkejut sebenarnya. Tapi doktor percaya gak dan lepaskan adik blik umah lepas beberapa hari kena tahan kat wad . Adik aku patah tangan kanan je!

Yang lagi ajaibnya, blik umah terus dia   boleh gerak-gerakkan tangan kanan dia, Aku pun hepila.Mak ayah pun hepi.


Tapi selepas kemalangan tersebut , aku kena pinjam duit dari majikan aku sebab nak beli daging mentah kat TM.

Kopaklah poket aku. Duit mak ayah pun kopak.




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Post time 15-8-2014 02:57 PM | Show all posts
TM tu haper??
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 Author| Post time 15-8-2014 03:08 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
edoraixora posted on 15-8-2014 02:57 PM
TM tu haper??

nma pasaraya...hehe.
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Post time 15-8-2014 03:32 PM | Show all posts
beli daging pun kopak ke??
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Post time 15-8-2014 05:36 PM | Show all posts
adik mengidam nak makan daging
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 Author| Post time 15-8-2014 06:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
salah salah salah...

ini teka teki misteri...hehe
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Post time 15-8-2014 06:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Adik tu dh mninggal
Yg ade skang jelmaan die yg suker makan daging
Hari2 mau makan daging
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 Author| Post time 15-8-2014 06:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
edoraixora posted on 15-8-2014 06:04 PM
Adik tu dh mninggal
Yg ade skang jelmaan die yg suker makan daging
Hari2 mau makan daging

hmpir tepat.......
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Post time 15-8-2014 06:08 PM | Show all posts
aduh misteri lagi ke
adik die kemalangan kat tempat keras..ade sesuatu dah masuk dalam badan adik die
tu yang adik die cepat sihat..dan benda tu hanya makan daging je
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 Author| Post time 15-8-2014 06:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
tanganbercakap posted on 15-8-2014 06:08 PM
aduh misteri lagi ke
adik die kemalangan kat tempat keras..ade sesuatu dah masuk dalam badan adik d ...

hampir tepattttttt.....
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Post time 15-8-2014 06:13 PM | Show all posts
slalu hampir2 je..

tuan punye kereta yang adik die langgar ade membela dan sebab adik die yang langgar
secara automatiknye adik die mewarisi belaan itu..tu yang dok mintak makan daging je
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Post time 15-8-2014 06:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
adik dia yang membela saka ke, hantu raya ke
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Post time 15-8-2014 07:06 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Saka harimau dh masuk dlm badan adik dia..
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Post time 16-8-2014 05:59 PM | Show all posts
adik dia langgar orang jual satay
so, nak kena beli daging ganti balik
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 Author| Post time 16-8-2014 06:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
salah..salah..salah
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