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Post time 12-3-2008 09:24 AM | Show all posts

Reply #175 AceHand's post

Ace.. aku pun tak paham naper ko tepek balik report org pada ko..
ko ada deduct kredit ape2 ke?
aku tgk.. cam takde action ape2 pun....

kalau ko nak jaga board ni terus.. lagi aku alu2kan....
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2008 01:41 PM | Show all posts

Reply #179 misy's post

heh heh tu la kan sis... yg best tu, dr jebediah jadik jeb daddy..
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Post time 12-3-2008 02:02 PM | Show all posts
Heya 'lil botet, dah lunch?  Sad day today huh?  

Anyway, I'll throw in mine:  Apasal tak keluar lak ni....



[ Last edited by  Cretin.Penguin at 12-3-2008 02:32 PM ]
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2008 02:08 PM | Show all posts

Reply #183 Cretin.Penguin's post

hi big botet..  done and over with with kekna n habib.. heh heh   habib belanje..

tu avatar ke? mmmm try again.. this time with feeling! heh heh...
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Post time 12-3-2008 02:12 PM | Show all posts

Reply #184 LostSoul's post

Huh...  Tak aci....  Datang le ambik kita keluar sekali, double tagteam le baru cun...

Avatar okay, gambar kat Picasa ni yg degil....  Tapi boleh le, click kat link je lah...
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2008 02:26 PM | Show all posts

POLITICS EXPLAINED....

To suit nation's current sombre mood..

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shet."

[ Last edited by  LostSoul at 12-3-2008 02:27 PM ]
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Post time 12-3-2008 02:45 PM | Show all posts
looks like cretin.penguin dah more relax...as more BM is being used....
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Post time 12-3-2008 03:44 PM | Show all posts

Reply #187 cantthinkofany's post

Well....  Maybe so....     But, sometimes English would be far easier medium to get your point across with less typing...

And songs would always be the order of the day when the mood has shifted for the better...  So, I guess the rest of the week will more comfortable to be with and I'd soon bow out after finishing up with my obligation in the Computer section, anyway.

So, cantthi.... You might not be able to hear the vids dedicated to the sombre atmosphere, but I'll do it just the same.  Oh yeah, forgot to clear up on your remark in another thread....  I'm no lawyer, just a geek...  

Anyway, here's to the "special one" on vacation:
Paul Westerberg - Dyslexic Heart


'lil botet.... part of the lyrics:
I try and comprehend you but I got a dyslexic heart
I aint dying to offend you, I got a dyslexic heart

Do I read you correctly, lead me directly
Help me with this part
Do I hate you? do I date you?
Do I got a dyslexic heart?

You keep swayin... what are you sayin?
Thinking bout stayin?
Or are you just playing, making passes
Well, my heart could use some glasses

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Post time 12-3-2008 04:06 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by manakautau at 12/3/08 06:27 AM


Hai.....thread gurau senda jadik thread mengadu ngadu????

Dewaganaz........saper yg ngadu kat saper eh??????

1,2,3,4,.........Manak sorang..........yg sora ...



manak, nko gi la kat kaunter biro pengaduan awam.. alamat dia blok B4, Kompleks JPM, Putrajaya
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Post time 12-3-2008 04:24 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Cretin.Penguin at 12-3-2008 03:44 PM
Well....  Maybe so....     But, sometimes English would be far easier medium to get your point across with less typing...

And songs would always be the order of the day when the mood has ...


not really....both language irregardless whether english or malay, would be able to give the same weight on the issue when we use the appropriate number of dots in between the sentences....the commas...the full stop.....basically it sort of control the flow of the language...the intonation that can tell the reader whether it is on a high and angry notes or on a low and seductive tones.....

just maybe some people feel that english language tak la jiwang sangat bunyinya.... ...kononnya la....
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2008 04:28 PM | Show all posts

Reply #190 cantthinkofany's post

"kethink, what do you say. huh?"

"kethink, ko ckp apa nih?"

same amount of emotion delivers, eh?

tunggu wa tau ckp dlm mandarin lak.. nak test sama ke tak.. hihihihi..
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Post time 12-3-2008 04:32 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by LostSoul at 12-3-2008 04:28 PM
"kethink, what do you say. huh?"

"kethink, ko ckp apa nih?"

same amount of emotion delivers, eh?

tunggu wa tau ckp dlm mandarin lak.. nak test sama ke tak.. hihihihi..


......

Loooooooooosooooool.....ngader ek?....

Losol, ngader ek?....

yang mana lebih manjer?
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2008 04:35 PM | Show all posts

Reply #192 cantthinkofany's post

yg pertama... sbb 'o' dia bykkkkk..
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Post time 12-3-2008 05:52 PM | Show all posts

Reply #182 LostSoul's post

jeb daddy heheh...drives after hvg too much cottage cheese!!


tingat lak kat apek senario komen pasal cite duyung tu...dont drink and dive
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2008 05:59 PM | Show all posts

Reply #194 misy's post

hehehehe... camno cottage cheese can act like beer tak taulah eden..

ooo cite duyung tu ek? musti klako..
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 Author| Post time 12-3-2008 06:31 PM | Show all posts

THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING ...
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE ...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC ...
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE ...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get good job."

My Mother taught me ESP ...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR ...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX ...
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS ...
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS ...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE ...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."
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Post time 13-3-2008 09:16 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by manakautau at 12-3-2008 06:27 AM


Hai.....thread gurau senda jadik thread mengadu ngadu????

Dewaganaz........saper yg ngadu kat saper eh??????

1,2,3,4,.........Manak sorang..........yg sora ...


go go manak..........hehe, kalau takut di lambung ombak jangan berumah di tepi pantai....

btw, morning you great pretender!

siakap senohong gelama ikan duri..........care to finish it for me? :lol
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Post time 13-3-2008 09:20 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by putubambu at 12-3-2008 09:24 AM
Ace.. aku pun tak paham naper ko tepek balik report org pada ko..
ko ada deduct kredit ape2 ke?
aku tgk.. cam takde action ape2 pun....

kalau ko nak jaga board ni terus.. lagi aku alu2kan....


aceheng tu? muahhahahahhaaa

muahahhahahahaaa.......
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Post time 13-3-2008 09:25 AM | Show all posts
Originally posted by Cretin.Penguin at 12-3-2008 02:02 PM
Heya 'lil botet, dah lunch?  Sad day today huh?  

Anyway, I'll throw in mine:  Apasal tak keluar lak ni....

http://lh4.google.com/anger.bliss/R9dLFWpr4GI/AAAAAAAAAKU/JSmMPE_BeiY/Marriage ...


cretin, I read your post about the lunch invite...........you, yr lil botet and you mentioned my name (well, nick rather hehe) wanna reply but I cant find the post anymore. I read it a couple days ago in between scratching my heads while whlie writing a report and dreaming about my prince charming....so you understand how I cant remember where the post is...

neway...count me in, of course I'd be delighted to tag along....


thou shall always buy thous friends lunch i'd say!!
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Post time 13-3-2008 03:15 PM | Show all posts
Hehhe, ingat tak sudi....  Note to self: Guna BM, ikut cakap cantthi...  

Anyway, your lunch is due for different reasons....    So, habiskan mengelamun & report tu dulu then give us a holler.  cantthi camne nak buat ayat BM untuk yg kat belakang ni?  Tengok... dah berterabur dah, trying too hard...
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