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Post time 22-4-2009 03:56 PM | Show all posts
kucing siam kepala tiga
wehhhhhhhh ilang idea
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:10 PM | Show all posts
dua tiga kucing berlari
mane nak same si kucing belang
kalau la tj sorg yg berani kejor la kucing tu
mst tj kene cakar sampai berbelang gak....


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Post time 22-4-2009 04:19 PM | Show all posts
intai gajah tgh kencing
terdengar2 usara sengau
kome x nok kejar kucing
kome nok kejar rimau
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:21 PM | Show all posts
buah epal di luar pagar monorail
buah kiwi di didalam pagar mak teh
weh ice2 baby awak dh naik ke monorail
bila nk belanja kome air teh
hehehehehehehheeh
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:22 PM | Show all posts
lagu ice2 babay kesukaan kome
lagu dangdut kesukaan monorail
weh ice2 baby awak le terima
kalu aku ckp lagu kesukaan awak lagu tamil...
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:28 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tangkaijering at 22-4-2009 16:19
intai gajah tgh kencing
terdengar2 usara sengau
kome x nok kejar kucing
kome nok kejar rimau


kak ipah pegi kedai
makteh lak mlipat kain
gajah kencing pun nak diintai
aok nih dah takdok ke keje lain ??



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Post time 22-4-2009 04:31 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tangkaijering at 22-4-2009 16:21
buah epal di luar pagar monorail
buah kiwi di didalam pagar mak teh
weh ice2 baby awak dh naik ke monorail
bila nk belanja kome air teh
hehehehehehehheeh


mintak sikit kiwi kasut makteh
kasut skolah dah bebulu
ape barang banjer air teh
ape kate tj banjer ice dulu

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Post time 22-4-2009 04:31 PM | Show all posts
memang x de menda lain le.
itu je yg kome kenan gasak....
ipah g kedai beli lilin ke...
knp mak teh lipat kain x masak
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:33 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ice98 at 22-4-2009 16:31


mintak sikit kiwi kasut makteh
kasut skolah dah bebulu
ape barang banjer air teh
ape kate tj banjer ice dulu


periksa sokmo dapat no 1
walaupun bnyk saloh eja
setakat nk belanja ice tu...
apa lagi koi belanja ais batu je...
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:35 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tangkaijering at 22-4-2009 16:22
lagu ice2 babay kesukaan kome
lagu dangdut kesukaan monorail
weh ice2 baby awak le terima
kalu aku ckp lagu kesukaan awak lagu tamil...

duduk bersimpuh si ibu tua
mnunggu anak bname kamil
kpd awk yg telah bertanya
saye tak suke lagu tamil
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:40 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tangkaijering at 22-4-2009 16:31
memang x de menda lain le.
itu je yg kome kenan gasak....
ipah g kedai beli lilin ke...
knp mak teh lipat kain x masak

kajang pak malau kajang berlipat
kajang hamba mengkuang layu
kain kak ipah makteh yang lipat
kak ipah balik kedai nnt die masok le tuuu....


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Post time 22-4-2009 04:40 PM | Show all posts
ibu gajah sarat hamil
x nk pulak jumpa sasape
kalu x suka lagu tamil
awak suka lagu ape..
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:41 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ice98 at 22-4-2009 16:40

kajang pak malau kajang berlipat
kajang hamba mengkuang layu
kain kak ipah makteh yang lipat
kak ipah balik kedai nnt die masok le tuuu....




lari laju macam kuda
apa pulak keja kita berdua...
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:43 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tangkaijering at 22-4-2009 16:33

periksa sokmo dapat no 1
walaupun bnyk saloh eja
setakat nk belanja ice tu...
apa lagi koi belanja ais batu je...

alonso lombe dpt no 1
hamilton lak blkg skali
stakat banjer ais batu
banjer la cucur udang skali....

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Post time 22-4-2009 04:46 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tangkaijering at 22-4-2009 16:40
ibu gajah sarat hamil
x nk pulak jumpa sasape
kalu x suka lagu tamil
awak suka lagu ape..

kura-kura dlm perahu
pisang emas dibawak belayar
meh ler dgr jawapanku
kat umah awk ade bela kucing tak??
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:46 PM | Show all posts
dtg ngendeng dengan muka lebe
belom gaji sbb tu kome papa
blanja kome sekali tangkey jgn lupa..

sekian.. pantun pedooh.
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:50 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by tangkaijering at 22-4-2009 16:41


lari laju macam kuda
apa pulak keja kita berdua...

g golok naik komuter
sampai golok jumpe dokter
awk tanya ape keje kite
sy jawab.... ni la keje kite



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Post time 22-4-2009 04:51 PM | Show all posts
baru terima surat layang
dapat hadiah first prze
sayang2 bp ku sayang
meh sekali join kome dgn ice
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:53 PM | Show all posts
Originally posted by ice98 at 22-4-2009 16:46

kura-kura dlm perahu
pisang emas dibawak belayar
meh ler dgr jawapanku
kat umah awk ade bela kucing tak??


pergi belayar sampai terkencing
pergi bersama mak janda
bukan setakat kucing...
kera, kerbau ,lembu dan macam2 ada
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Post time 22-4-2009 04:55 PM | Show all posts
hati teringin nok naik jet
tapi tau konfem kena rejek
masaklohnya kome nok awok blanja kome jek..
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