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ekissme.
bole numpang jap kat sini...
Jangan Jadi Cikgu Macam Ini..............
Ada seorang cikgu tadika yang tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan.
Dia pun berfikir bagaimana hendak mempengaruhi kanak-kanak di tadika tersebut supaya tak percaya wujudnya Tuhan.
Tiba-tiba, dia mendapat satu akal...
Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ini?
Murid-murid : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada kan?
Murid-murid : Ada cikgu.
Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen itu
ke dalam poket dia dan kemudian bertanya lagi..
Guru tadika : Anak-anak,nampak tak pen?
Murid-murid : Tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada tak?
Murid-murid : Tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika : Anak-anak nampak Tuhan tak?
Murid-murid : Tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Tuhan ada tak?
Murid-murid : Tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika itu sangat gembira kerana tujuannya untuk mempengaruhi kanak-kanak itu berjaya.
Tetapi.. dalam kumpulan kanak-kanak itu ada seorang budak yang pintar yang bernama Amin lalu dia pun mengangkat tangan...
Amin : Cikgu, boleh saya cakap sesuatu?
Guru tadika : Boleh,mari ke depan.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : Nampak.
Amin : Cikgu ada kan?
Murid-murid : Ada.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak otak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : Tak nampak.
Amin : Cikgu ada otak tak?
Murid-murid : Tak ada. |
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Reply #201 easy81's post
ekekekek how smart kids are... dari rentetan logical explanation je diaorg dah boleh pekena kita..   |
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Reply #201 easy81's post
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cikgu tadika mana tu?? |
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Balas #200 Cretin.Penguin\ catat
hi there cretin...morning.
mesti lah sudi, I love food, esp with good company.....lil and big botet hehe.......will let you know.....for now i will keep dreaming.....
so what do we plan to have? I would like thai food but wanna have it in thai's kitchen so we go to thailand? |
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Reply #204 cantthinkofany's post
Saya tak duduk dalam gua laaa... Dulu besar kat dalam rumah buruk je, tapi BM tu ada le dapat A1.  Ni cuma nak cari balik Autosol & dah gilapkan nanti mesti bersinar2 balik nanti....
Anyway, bukannya nak cakap yg I dah tak boleh cakap BM, cuma kalau nak bagi ulasan tu penat le nak karang ayat panjang2. Dah terbiasa dengan American English ni lagi senang.... Straight to the point. In fact, American won't accept British's " Pass with flying colour". For American, it'll be "I aced it, dude"... Kalau BM lagi le berjela2....
Anyway, good morning to you cantthi...
*** truly, maybe we can work out smtg... There are few places that I know, a friend used to operate a nice thai resraurant in sg. buloh but she moved back to penang last year. Then, there's another quite a nice place near my house too...***
[ Last edited by Cretin.Penguin at 14-3-2008 10:15 AM ] |
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Reply #205 truly's post
heh heh truly.. no need to go to thai's kitchen in thailand.. i think cretin has a friend who is is a thai and a very good cook too.. 
nyum nyum.. time for my medicine.. heh heh |
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Reply #208 LostSoul's post
Apakah ini medicine yang dimaksudkan? 
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Reply #208 LostSoul's post
Oh yeah.... Forgot about him... Anyway, I think he went back to Thailand already. Hehe, teringat masa kitaorg tengah lepak2 then he came with plastic bags.. "Here it is the dish I promised you" We all just talking few days before and he said smtg about his special prawn dish. We opened it up, all the big prawns lined up nicely on glutinous rice, with potatoes and carrots shaped out nicely with colorful garnishes! I was like "Korn, we're just friends here... No need all to be like a 5-star hotel's dish" He just smiled & said to me that cooking for friends are far more important than the one to sell to stangers....
Heh, Thai ppl are the nicest friends to be around with... Smtg about their language & intonation I guess, so soothing...
Oh yeah, cantthi... Don't worry about me being sincere, I'm more worried about friends that can't take my "sincere" words. One might be my best friend, but when I need to or asked for my opinion; some would rather not having me as a friend... |
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Reply #209 Madiey's post
cissss.... madiey.. jgn diumpan dgn coklat.. habisss segala diet miet yg tgh i amalkan..  |
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Reply #212 cantthinkofany's post
hahaha.. really tickles my funny bone le today hunny.. khunsoul n khunthink...ekekeke
sawadikarppppppppppppppp  |
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Kids on Boasting...
Three kids get into boasting about their dads.
'My dad is so fast that he can shoot an arrow and then run himself to catch the arrow!', said one of the kids.
'My dad is even faster - he can shoot a deer and run ahead of the bullet to catch it as it is coming out from the other side of the animal', said the second child.
'That's nothing. My dad is a civil servant. His off-time at his office is 4:30 P.M. but he is home at 3:30 P.M.!' said the third. |
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Reply #212 cantthinkofany's post
Lorr... tu kiasan je tu... Maybe we can be a good friend, as I memang cakap takde filter gak. But, if you don't like it; you can tell me that, but I won't say otherwise just to please you. Facts are facts and the truth can be a little tough to swallow, but I'll make sure you will swallow the bitter pills; but hoping me to twist the truth just for a friend's sake? Fat chance....
I'd rather be hurt by a moment of truth revealed than a lifelong pretentious make-belief reality, esp from a friend... I'd expect no less from a close friend... |
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Originally posted by Cretin.Penguin at 14-3-2008 03:08 PM 
Lorr... tu kiasan je tu... Maybe we can be a good friend, as I memang cakap takde filter gak. But, if you don't like it; you can tell me that, but I won't say otherwise just to please you. Fac ...
eheh....dah la gua demam....ubat pun dah semakin susah nak telan....tapi whatever it is babe....you are one tough dude and would be an interesting sparring partner...eheh.... |
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Reply #219 cantthinkofany's post
Careful there babe.... A high fever can cause hallucination (I've 1st hand experience of that) and possibility of brain damage...
Hehe, in other words: take your medicine even if it's killing you...  Get well, babe.. |
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Post time 13-3-2008 04:15 PM
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