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BORAK BERSAMA ENCIKOTOT...EPISOD 1-NO SALESMAN/GIRL-

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Post time 19-4-2013 12:13 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ape yg patut laa?

Bawang putih?
Ko nk suh aku makan bawang putih togel2 je?

Halia dgn air teh aku leh trima..tp bawang togelll...ohhh nnooo...

Klu bawang putih tu mkn dgn nasi ke ape lain la..
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 Author| Post time 19-4-2013 12:17 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 12:13 PM
Ape yg patut laa?

Bawang putih?

iyelaaa...amik 5 bjik....
nih petua utk buang anginlaaa...
ko bcala slawat ckit...

aku mula xmkn gak..tp pas rase baru tau...bwang putih sdp sbenarnye...siyes..
aku xtipu...xde rase ape pon.....
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Post time 19-4-2013 12:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Errkkk... Aku mushhkill la nk try... Goreng tanpa minyak smpi garing ke??

Aku biasa mkn  bawang putih dlm nasi goreng jje..tu pun bawang dah cincang..
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 Author| Post time 19-4-2013 12:24 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 12:22 PM
Errkkk... Aku mushhkill la nk try... Goreng tanpa minyak smpi garing ke??

Aku biasa mkn  bawang p ...

xde papelaaa.....
aah jgn guna minyak.....
smpai msklaa...agak2 kulitnye dh itam2 tu dh okla tuh....

hahahah pnakut btol ko nih laaaaaaaaaaaa
bli eno jelaa...
kko xmo pi cek klinik ker?
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Post time 19-4-2013 12:33 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Aku ni mmg penakot dgn ubat2  style tradisional ni.. Klu pill or kapsul  tu aku x kisah..telan aje.. Haha

Aku x larat nk kuar la..tgk la mcm mana nanti..klu still  x ok lps dah try semer ni..aku pi hospital la..
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Post time 19-4-2013 01:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Aku ni ye ye la menunggu ko reply.. Baru aku teringat hari ni Jumaat.. Ko tgh ade kat masjid skrang ni..:lol
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 Author| Post time 19-4-2013 02:14 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 12:33 PM
Aku ni mmg penakot dgn ubat2  style tradisional ni.. Klu pill or kapsul  tu aku x kisah..telan aje.. ...

oiiii kak long....btolla ko nih ade msalh sakit puan..kan arini jumaat....hahahhaha
emmm kalo xok gak pi spital cek okeh....
ko peknen kot hahahhaha speku thap giler hahahhahaha
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Post time 19-4-2013 02:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Byk la peknek...sape plak somi aku...
Ko pun blum  lafaz 'aku terima nikahnya' utk aku lgg..

Smggu ni aku nyer perasaan dgn pikiran mcm dilema gitu..apasal ek?
Mcm kosong gitu..byk nk pikir tp x leh fokus..adoiii
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 Author| Post time 19-4-2013 02:53 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 02:25 PM
Byk la peknek...sape plak somi aku...
Ko pun blum  lafaz 'aku terima nikahnya' utk aku lgg..

hahahhaha...speku jeklaa hahahha..
mulot xdak insuran...

emmm ko nape? de problem ker
psal kje? ko nk resign ker?
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Post time 19-4-2013 03:11 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Prblm tu ade.. Errmmm..

Psl keje pon yer.. Aku mmg nk resignn..
Tp dlm masa yg sama aku tgh cari keje lain..
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 Author| Post time 19-4-2013 03:13 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 03:11 PM
Prblm tu ade.. Errmmm..

Psl keje pon yer.. Aku mmg nk resignn..

problem? problem psal per?
ptus urt kntut ker ptutus cinta
cer citer....aku bukn knal ko pon....

ko nk resign nih atas sbb ape?
dh pkir msak2?
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Post time 19-4-2013 03:27 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Segan aku citer prblm kt cni..
Ermmm..x pe laa..

Aku dah lama keje ctu..mebi need new air...
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 Author| Post time 19-4-2013 03:34 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 03:27 PM
Segan aku citer prblm kt cni..
Ermmm..x pe laa..

hahahah alaaa..apelaaa hahahaha..
yelah2 xmo citer xper....

jgnla tensen2x okeh...

msalh besar sgt ke smpai nk resign dri situ?
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Post time 19-4-2013 03:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Aku skrang rasa mcm nk pi bercuti..jauh dr semer org..duk tenangkan diri..
Serabut sgt aku rasa skrang...

Well, ramai geng2 aku dah benti bulan 12 aritu..derg dpt offer tmpt lain..
So now byk muka2 baru.. Yg org lama x ramai.dah tggl.. Ade la tggl 5 6 org je termasuk aku.. Jd mood keje pon berubah..Bila muka2 baru masuk, dah tentu2 keje org lama kami yg tggl kene take over..nak train org baru bkn senang....aisehhh
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 Author| Post time 19-4-2013 03:45 PM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 03:42 PM
Aku skrang rasa mcm nk pi bercuti..jauh dr semer org..duk tenangkan diri..
Serabut sgt aku rasa skr ...

aku xleh imejin pe msalh ko hahahah
sbb xtau kan....
xpela  kalo rase perlu bercuti ko cuti lerrr....
rsanye nih mesti bukn msalah keje smpai ko rase tensen sgt nih....

emmm mmglaa...nk train org baru bukn sng..
tp slagi ko kje situ...ko nye tnggung jwab tuh
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Post time 19-4-2013 08:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Masalah bercampur..
Personal dan lain2...
Kadang2 aku sendiri pun x tahu ape yg aku cari and ape aku nak...

Sbb tu la masih gigihkan diri utk kerja..
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Post time 20-4-2013 05:22 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Terjaga in the middle of pagi buta...
Lapar, so I buat nestum and minum with roti gandum..
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 08:42 AM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 19-4-2013 08:42 PM
Masalah bercampur..
Personal dan lain2...
Kadang2 aku sendiri pun x tahu ape yg aku cari and ape  ...

hahahahahahha..ko nih kalo ko dah tau pe ko nak cari baik xyah idup...
Renungi kata-kata hikmah daripada sahabat Nabi SAW yang dicintai Allah;. "Tidak akan kau berasa gundah walau sekali atau sesaat jika kau tahu apa yang kau cari..." [Saidina Umar Al-Khattab] ...
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 Author| Post time 20-4-2013 08:42 AM | Show all posts
pistachios posted on 20-4-2013 05:22 AM
Terjaga in the middle of pagi buta...
Lapar, so I buat nestum and minum with roti gandum..

emmm morninggg.....

assalammualaikum...ko okeh?
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Post time 20-4-2013 09:11 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Waalaikummussalam EK...

Aku okey kot.. Mebi aku nk ke pantai ptg nanti..

Ko keje ker hari ni? Half day?

Btw, knp klu kita dah tahu ape kita cari kita x pyh idup?
X faham... Kata2 yg petikan dr Nabi SAW tu blh ko terjemahkan maksudnya?
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